Unambomber sez: I want my bombs back!

[bernse]

Here

SACRAMENTO, Calif. - Unabomber Ted Kaczynski has asked the U.S. government to return his personal papers and other materials, including a bomb confiscated by the FBI

 

[pyonir]

FBI: Yeah...sure Ted. We'll get right on that.

EDIT: FBI Again: Ted? Do you want mailing materials and stamps too? We can get some of those. We work for the government. We're "connected".

 

[pennylane]

Originally posted by: pyonir
FBI: Yeah...sure Ted. We'll get right on that.

 

[thirtythree]

Enrolled in the "Electric Amish School for Pessimistic Thought" I hope to be in the first graduating class.

first graduating class? that's awfully optimistic for someone who's supposed to be learning to be a pessimist.

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: Deslocke

Enrolled in the "Electric Amish School for Pessimistic Thought" I hope to be in the first graduating class.

first graduating class? that's awfully optimistic for someone who's supposed to be learning to be a pessimist.

Why do you think I'm in the school and haven't graduated yet?

 

[thirtythree]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: Deslocke

Enrolled in the "Electric Amish School for Pessimistic Thought" I hope to be in the first graduating class.

first graduating class? that's awfully optimistic for someone who's supposed to be learning to be a pessimist.

Why do you think I'm in the school and haven't graduated yet?

hmm good point.

 

[fs5]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: Deslocke

Enrolled in the "Electric Amish School for Pessimistic Thought" I hope to be in the first graduating class.

first graduating class? that's awfully optimistic for someone who's supposed to be learning to be a pessimist.

Why do you think I'm in the school and haven't graduated yet?

touche.

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: bernse
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SACRAMENTO, Calif. - Unabomber Ted Kaczynski has asked the U.S. government to return his personal papers and other materials, including a bomb confiscated by the FBI

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