You lawyers always find ways distort reality and law. In fact, you even disprove the law of supply and demand. There are a sh!tload of lawyers... more than one can handle, but prices still remain high as if the service of a lawyer is hard to come by.
Amazing how the actions of so few can taint the image of so many. By and large, lawyers are quite useful and do not muck up "the system."
But for fun, here is my favorite lawyer joke:
An old man was on his death bed. He wanted badly to take all his money with him. He called his priest, his doctor and his lawyer to his bedside.
"Here's $30,000 cash to be held by each of you. I trust you to put this in my coffin when I die so I can take all my money with me."
At the funeral, each man put an envelope in the coffin.
Riding away in a limousine, the priest suddenly broke into tears and confessed that he had only put $20,000 into the envelope because he needed $10,000 for a new baptistery.
"Well, since we're confiding in each other," said the doctor, "I only put $10,000 in the envelope because we needed a new machine at the hospital which cost $20,000."
The lawyer was aghast. "I'm ashamed of both of you," he exclaimed.
"I want it known that when I put my envelope in that coffin, it held my personal check for the full $30,000."