ummm can you say death would improve this person ALOT

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TonTo

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Oh, sorry, I guess i shoulda searched for that topic
LOL

that dude has PROBLEMS

 
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SaltBoy

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I haven't seen it before, so :p on you, Viper! :)

Wacky, to say the least. All I will say is in truth these people are not divinely inspired in their interpretations of scripture(duh)...

Hooooboy!
 
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wedi42

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he can't be crazy, he has Jesus' email address
email
now the really hard religious question... does Jesus use a mac or pc?
 
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TonTo

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wow..... ok, i'm not reliogious at all, but, i'd think that having jesus@whatever.com would be one of those sins or whatever.....
that dude is gonna burn in hell with his tampon hating worshipers
or soemthing like that, i don't know how the whole hell thing goes
 
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notfred

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That site is a joke intended to incite flames jsut like that anit-mastubation kid's website. You ever seen a church without an address before?
 
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Viper GTS

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Skoorb:

Yes, it is legit

Leviticus 15
1 The LORD said to Moses and Aaron,
2 "Speak to the Israelites and say to them: `When any man has a bodily discharge, the discharge is unclean.
3 Whether it continues flowing from his body or is blocked, it will make him unclean. This is how his discharge will bring about uncleanness:
4 "`Any bed the man with a discharge lies on will be unclean, and anything he sits on will be unclean.
5 Anyone who touches his bed must wash his clothes and bathe with water, and he will be unclean till evening.
6 Whoever sits on anything that the man with a discharge sat on must wash his clothes and bathe with water, and he will be unclean till evening.
7 "`Whoever touches the man who has a discharge must wash his clothes and bathe with water, and he will be unclean till evening.
8 "`If the man with the discharge spits on someone who is clean, that person must wash his clothes and bathe with water, and he will be unclean till evening.
9 "`Everything the man sits on when riding will be unclean,
10 and whoever touches any of the things that were under him will be unclean till evening; whoever picks up those things must wash his clothes and bathe with water, and he will be unclean till evening.
11 "`Anyone the man with a discharge touches without rinsing his hands with water must wash his clothes and bathe with water, and he will be unclean till evening.
12 "`A clay pot that the man touches must be broken, and any wooden article is to be rinsed with water.
13 "`When a man is cleansed from his discharge, he is to count off seven days for his ceremonial cleansing; he must wash his clothes and bathe himself with fresh water, and he will be clean.
14 On the eighth day he must take two doves or two young pigeons and come before the LORD to the entrance to the Tent of Meeting and give them to the priest.
15 The priest is to sacrifice them, the one for a sin offering and the other for a burnt offering. In this way he will make atonement before the LORD for the man because of his discharge.
16 "`When a man has an emission of semen, he must bathe his whole body with water, and he will be unclean till evening.
17 Any clothing or leather that has semen on it must be washed with water, and it will be unclean till evening.
18 When a man lies with a woman and there is an emission of semen, both must bathe with water, and they will be unclean till evening.
19 "`When a woman has her regular flow of blood, the impurity of her monthly period will last seven days, and anyone who touches her will be unclean till evening.
20 "`Anything she lies on during her period will be unclean, and anything she sits on will be unclean.
21 Whoever touches her bed must wash his clothes and bathe with water, and he will be unclean till evening.
22 Whoever touches anything she sits on must wash his clothes and bathe with water, and he will be unclean till evening.
23 Whether it is the bed or anything she was sitting on, when anyone touches it, he will be unclean till evening.
24 "`If a man lies with her and her monthly flow touches him, he will be unclean for seven days; any bed he lies on will be unclean.
25 "`When a woman has a discharge of blood for many days at a time other than her monthly period or has a discharge that continues beyond her period, she will be unclean as long as she has the discharge, just as in the days of her period.
26 Any bed she lies on while her discharge continues will be unclean, as is her bed during her monthly period, and anything she sits on will be unclean, as during her period.
27 Whoever touches them will be unclean; he must wash his clothes and bathe with water, and he will be unclean till evening.
28 "`When she is cleansed from her discharge, she must count off seven days, and after that she will be ceremonially clean.
29 On the eighth day she must take two doves or two young pigeons and bring them to the priest at the entrance to the Tent of Meeting.
30 The priest is to sacrifice one for a sin offering and the other for a burnt offering. In this way he will make atonement for her before the LORD for the uncleanness of her discharge.
31 "`You must keep the Israelites separate from things that make them unclean, so they will not die in their uncleanness for defiling my dwelling place,[1] which is among them.'"
32 These are the regulations for a man with a discharge, for anyone made unclean by an emission of semen,
33 for a woman in her monthly period, for a man or a woman with a discharge, and for a man who lies with a woman who is ceremonially unclean.

Viper GTS
 
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blakeatwork

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JOHNGUTE

Neither of course... he's his own "cross"-over........ LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOL

Sometimes I kill myself..


(Unabashed former, non-practicing Irish-Catholic..the very worst of'em...:)

 
StageLeft

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My God. Can somebody who follows the bible please come in and explain this for us? I knew there was a reason I stopped going to church.
 
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TonTo

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*is still trying to recover from the shock that people like that are cappable of operating a computer*

ehhe, my productivity at work has gone down hardcore :Q
 
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Did you check out the up-coming events..?

Thursday 1:00pm Pastor Brian Tamariki casts out the demons for the week

Saturday 10:00pm Weekly anti-homosexual demonstration

Why would they have it at 10pm on Saturday...who will see it?
 
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notfred

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<< My God. Can somebody who follows the bible please come in and explain this for us? I knew there was a reason I stopped going to church. >>



Explanation - A long time ago, people didn't know what caused diseases. They thought that woman on thier period could cause others to get sick. They also thought dad birds could cure leprosy. However, they didn't really have any way to convince the general public of this.... All the leaders got togbether and said "How do we keep the people from getting sick so much?" They decided to make up a list of laws regarding cleanliness. When they finished thier lsit they added "And God Said:" to the top of it so that it would carry more wieght.

 
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TonTo

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No joke.....
there are people out there, like this,
breeding

Ok, i'm a pretty tolerant person, but, wow, this guy sure as hell rode the short bus and wears velcro shoes
 
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Looney

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I don't know what's worst... this awful site, or the people that didn't realize it's a joke.
 
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joohang

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Isn't it going against the Bible to have a website for his church? Science CONTRADICTS EVERYTHING against God, according to his words.
 
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TonTo

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hmmmm
ok, did some looking
and,
the site is a bunch of bull$hit
someone has way to much time on thier hands......

if that's not the case, tehn, well, i'm open minded enough to admit i'm small minded and that my small mind can't deal with that crazy crap from those freaky mofo scary ass religious people
 
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Jokeram

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<< Isn't it going against the Bible to have a website for his church? Science CONTRADICTS EVERYTHING against God, according to his words. >>



the bible does not mention the internet.. ;)
 
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