"Umm, uhh...it was involuntary...I couldn't help it"

[NFS4]

I was at Old Navy yesterday with my GF browsing (picked up a nice blazer for $29.59 ) So after I finished looking around for myself I walked with her over to the women's side.

I was following her over to the corner where the jeans are when one of the ladies that works at the store walked by us wearing what must have been the TIGHTEST pair of pants I've seen in recent months. Ass was just saying "HI" to me as she walked by. It was just totally beyond my control...I had no say-so...My left eyebrow raised and a little smirk came across my face.

This would have normally been harmless, but my GF just happened to turn around to ask me about the jeans when she saw what I did. BUSTED. She didn't shut up for about 10 minutes straight.

"I'm, standing right here and you're raising your eyebrow at her?"
"How often are you doing stuff like that?"
"Oh, so you were staring at her ass?"

She said it all in a joking manner, but I know she was more than a bit pissed. Oh well, whatever. I have no control over eyebrow movements

Anyone else routineley busted by your SO for looking at other women?

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

Most right/left hands don't care, wouldn't bother asking AT

 

[yllus]

Oh how I love your sig.

Thankfully every woman but one I've ever dated has usually noted the hot chix0rs first. I tend to walk around in my own little world anyways.

 

[spidey07]

I wouldn't say busted.

If a chic gets upset that I look at other women that's her problem, not mine.

 

[Random Variable]

Sometimes I involuntarily show my little, tiny peepee.