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Lifer
An adorable little girl, all blonde curls and blue eyes
walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp:
"Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"
The shopkeeper's heart melts and he gets down on his knees,
so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white
wabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute
widdle bwown wabby over there?"
She, blushing, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her
knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice,
"I don't fink my python weally gives a phuck."
walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp:
"Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"
The shopkeeper's heart melts and he gets down on his knees,
so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white
wabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute
widdle bwown wabby over there?"
She, blushing, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her
knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice,
"I don't fink my python weally gives a phuck."