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Ultimate Weirdest Email Evar!!!!!!!!!!!!

Iron Woode

Iron Woode

Elite Member
Super Moderator
For your pleasure:

message:

If you are a time traveler or alien disguised as human and or have the technology to travel physically through time I need your help!

My life has been severely tampered with and cursed!! I have suffered tremendously and am now dying!

I need to be able to:

* Travel back in time.
* Rewind my life including my age back to 4.
* Be able to remember what I know now so that I can prevent my life from being tampered with again after I go back.

I am in very great danger and need this immediately!

I am aware that there are many types of time travel, and that humans do not do well through certain types.

I need as close to temporal reversion as possible, as safely as possible. To be able to rewind the hands of time in such a way that the universe of now will cease to exist. I know that there are some very powerful people out there with alien or government equipment capable of doing just that.

If you can help me I will pay for your teleport or trip down here, Along with hotel stay, food and all expenses. I will pay top dollar for the equipment. Proof must be provided.

Please be advised that any temporal device that you may employ must account for X, Y, and Z coordinates as well as the temporal location. I have a time machine now, but it has limited abilities and is useless without a vortex. If you can provide information on how to create a vortex generator or where I can get some of the blue glowing moon crystals this would also be helpful.

I am aware of two types of time travel one in physical form and the other in energy form where a snapshot of your brain is taken using either the dimensional warp or an electronic device and then sends your consciousness back through time to part with your younger self. Please explain how safe and what your method involves.

Also if you are one of the very, very, few beings with the ability to edit the universe PLEASE REPLY!!!

Only if you have this technology and can help me exactly as mentioned please send me a (SEPARATE) email to: IneedTimeTravel@aol.com

Please do not reply if you're an evil alien!

Thanks

Bwahahaha

😀
 
make up something that sounds good, and take all his money. IF he calls the cops, he'll surely start spouting nonsense and you can have him locked up in the looney bin.
 
Originally posted by: saxguy
lol. it's probably your friend messing with you 🙂
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Actually it is a very well known email from some nut job.

Another forum has this guy messing with him. He is making up fancy sounding parts and then cobbling together parts from here and there and sending him pics telling him what they are and how much they cost.

Funny as hell.
 
OMG, how does this guy know that i'm an alient with government provided time traveling equipment!?
 
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