Ultimate home defense weapon?

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JulesMaximus

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I think so! :wub:

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dighn

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i would get this instead of a shotgun, but the last time i tried to acquire a 6 mt bomb, some pretty mean people showed up :( (*cough* assholes *cough*)
 

preslove

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Fuck you, op, the ultimate home defense weapon is a 4quart stainless steel pan!
 

Kaido

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I miss Bloom County.

I actually ran across an original stuffed Opus late last year. Put it in my dad's stocking for Christmas. He was thrilled :thumbsup:

RIP Bill the Cat.
 

JulesMaximus

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x10

Never been another strip like it.


OP, you have to remember that the Cruise Basselope was designed as a first-strike weapon, it's not intended for home defense.

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Oop... my mistake. I think the slobber device got me all worked up and I thought I just had to have one. :D

Oh, and x-eleventy billion. I wonder what Berkley Breathed would have done with today's sociopolitical issues.

Maybe we could unleash a Cruise Basselope on Justine Beiber...
 
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