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Ultimate guide to picking up chicks

K

Koharski

Senior member
stolen from here:
http://www.therrol.com/?p=10


So I was talking to my buddy from PG (names changed to protect the innocent):

Therrols friend says (5:47 PM):
Yeah dude, i?ve been thinking of asking her out

Therrols friend says (5:47 PM):
I just don?t know if I should go for the ?hey, if you?re free we could catch a movie sometime?? or the ?we should catch a movie, friday maybe??

You have alot to learn, kid. Lucky you keep friends with a supa-stud like me. Repeat after me: ?Bitch?. That word will get you places. Start all your sentences with that.

Bitch, want to grab dinner and a movie?

Thats a start. We still have a little tweaking to do. Now, the last thing you want to do is give the lucky lady a chance to think. Seriously, nobody really wants to go out with your sorry ass. Why are you asking? Heres a tip: don?t ask her. Tell her.

Bitch, get in my car. we?re going to dinner and a movie.

Again, it?s an improvement, but there is still work to be done. One of the most important parts of a relationship is honesty. This is why it?s really important to let her know exactly what you want right off the bat.

Bitch, get in the car. We?re going to dinner and a movie. And by dinner I mean we?re going to have sex. And by movie I mean we?re going to film it.

Bingo! We have a winning line! Follow these simple guidelines and you?ll be a ladies man in no time!

Protip: Dinner and a movie is sooo overused. Do something more creative. Xbox 360 and a 40?
 
Originally posted by: sixone
You can't afford me. Bitch. :roll:
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Originally posted by: Koharski
Bitch, get in my car. we?re going to dinner and a movie.
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That might sound stupid, but overall it does seem like the rude, aggressive assholes get more girls than the nice, accommodating guys.

My problems is I dont have the stomach for obnoxious behavior when I'm around girls, so I usually strike out in most bar/club scenarios.
I do better at other places, like the grocery store or mall, where girls respond to a guy who behaves much better.
 
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