Ultimate Food Battle: Round #2

DivideBYZero

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May 18, 2001
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Two of the greatest foods ever made pitted against each other in a Poll to crown the Ultimate food.

Contestants:

Pizza:

After a victorious throwdown over Cheesecake in Round 1 we have, weighing in at ~2lb, the cheesy savoury joy that is Pizza. This is the thin crust variety and is spoiling for a fight. Known to employ meat to bolster it's chances of defeating hunger faster than other foodstuffs.


Hamburger:

Cooked to perfection this convenient source of meat and carbs weighs in at ~0.5lb. With its juices flowing at full capacity this beast can activate saliva glands at half a mile. Combined with a tempting concoction of sauces and salad options it can demolish even the most vicious hunger in an instant

BEGIN!
 

clamum

Lifer
Feb 13, 2003
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Throw a slice of cheese on that hamburger and you've got a fscking winner!
 

Tencntraze

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I guess I like burgers, but never do I get hungry and think "I want a burger". Pizza I will get when I'm hungry and not caring about being healthy.
 

TwiceOver

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Dec 20, 2002
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Normally I would say Pizza, however, right now I have a craving for a good juicy burger. With cheese, toasted bun, onion, lettuce, bacon, BBQ...

Ohh man I'm hungry.
 

nakedfrog

No Lifer
Apr 3, 2001
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Does "hamburger" include "cheeseburger"?

It doesn't really matter, though. Pizza still reigns victorious. You can even have a hamburger or cheeseburger pizza.
 

pontifex

Lifer
Dec 5, 2000
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oh man...this one is tough. this is like trying to decide which of your children you love more!

i love pizza and i love burgers!
 

DivideBYZero

Lifer
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Originally posted by: pontifex
oh man...this one is tough. this is like trying to decide which of your children you love more!

i love pizza and i love burgers!

It's only going to get tougher in later events. Get used to it!
 

waggy

No Lifer
Dec 14, 2000
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this one is easy. burger by far!


a well made/seasoned etc burger is just awesome.
 

nakedfrog

No Lifer
Apr 3, 2001
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This is a travesty. I can only hope that all the burgerlovers are signed on in the morning and the gourmands will be on later.
 

Vonkhan

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Feb 27, 2003
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burgarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


arrrrrrrrrr

i r hungry !!!
 

Anubis

No Lifer
Aug 31, 2001
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tbqhwy.com
Bag Burger > *.burger

if you dont know what one is do yourself a favor and drive to Suggarloaf Maine and get one, betst burger on the planet, pair it with a Bag Patato Ale and you are fing golden
 

waggy

No Lifer
Dec 14, 2000
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Originally posted by: HammerCurl
Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
Originally posted by: HammerCurl
We need a new poll for grill toasted rolls because hamburger R WINNAR. Toasted roll!

28 votes != WIN.

Calm it, Son.

Don't call me son. I prefer to be called asshole.

alright asshole calm down! :laugh:


though this battle would really depend on the hamburger and pizza. a chicago style pizza vs McDonalds? pizza wins.

pizza hut vs grilled cheeseburger i make? easy burger wins.
 

clamum

Lifer
Feb 13, 2003
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Damnit this thread is making me hungry. At least it's only an hour until lunch break.
 

CPA

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Nov 19, 2001
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Your UBF is screwed up. You don't take last week's winner and pit them in against another food the following week. You need to do a bracketed tourney. It's only fair to pizza. Otherwise, pizza is going to have to prove himself week after week after week.