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Uhh, gross

rivan

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HPD: Inmate Hides Gun In Fat Layers
By Elizabeth Scarborough

POSTED: Thursday, August 6, 2009
UPDATED: 8:06 am CDT August 6, 2009
HOUSTON -- A nearly 600-pound man was able to hide a weapon for more than a day while he was in custody, police told KPRC Local 2 Wednesday.

"Obviously the system broke down," former Harris County Detention Major Mark Kellar said. "The procedures didn't work as they were designed to work."

Houston police said George Vera, 25, was arrested Aug. 2 and taken to the city jail. He spent a day there before being transferred to the Harris County Jail. After being there for 14 hours, going through intake procedures, he was taken to the showers, the final step before going to his cell. There, Vera told police he had a 9mm handgun on him, along with 2 clips.

"If a person has a weapon, narcotics, anything of danger, it should have been found before he winds up in the county jail," said Kellar.

Kellar said Vera should have been searched at least three times before getting to the jail.

Vera weighs nearly 600 pounds and the gun was allegedly hidden between fat layers.

Houston Police Officers Union President Gary Blankinship said cadets are trained how to search morbidly obese people.

"We teach officers to lift up and look under," Blankinship said. "The officer may not have arrested anyone this big before."

Blankenship said that system clearly does not always work.

"They can be so big, basically short of strip searching or searching cavities, they could miss something like this," said Blankinship.

The Houston Police Department and Harris County Sheriff's Office are doing internal investigations to figure out how this could have happened.

Blankinship said they should also change the way officers are trained to search morbidly obese inmates, maybe adding hand-held metal detectors.

Vera has been released from jail on bond.
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Does this qualify as 'concealed carry'? 😀
 
I talked to a doctor once who said he was examining an immensely obese woman, and a single-serving size bag of potato chips fell out of one of her fat roles.
 
Originally posted by: Adam8281
I talked to a doctor once who said he was examining an immensely obese woman, and a single-serving size bag of potato chips fell out of one of her fat roles.
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That's why they call her the human vending machine.
 
Originally posted by: Adam8281
I talked to a doctor once who said he was examining an immensely obese woman, and a single-serving size bag of potato chips fell out of one of her fat roles.
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Did he eat it?
 
Originally posted by: Adam8281
I talked to a doctor once who said he was examining an immensely obese woman, and a single-serving size bag of potato chips fell out of one of her fat roles.
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They're all single serving size...depending. This is no shit, I pulled up to a station for gas late one evening and must have interupted snack time, because the attendant gabbed his large bag 'O lays chips and started walking to my car.....crushed the bag with his hands....opened the bag and dumped....and tossed empty (I said large, right?) bag in the little garbage thingy on the end of the pumps....."what can I get you" he says. I was like..."Whoa, 10 bucks regular dude" :Q He downed that entire Large bag of Lays chips in one shot before he got to my car, and wasn't spittin' chips at the window either...good gawd.
 
I talked to a doctor once who said he was examining an immensely obese woman, and a single-serving size bag of potato chips fell out of one of her fat roles
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That is so HOT, I would of banged her fat role right there on the spot!!! The eaten her chips.
 
Originally posted by: Adam8281
I talked to a doctor once who said he was examining an immensely obese woman, and a single-serving size bag of potato chips fell out of one of her fat roles.
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wtffff
 
I can hide my mossberg 930spx in my gut flap because I am that motherfucking fat so are ya feeling lucky...punk.

I kid,I kid,I only carry my glock there...and some 33rd mags....😀
 
Originally posted by: illusion88
Why not use a metal detector? Obviously not all contraband is metallic, but it would have found the gun right away.
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I was thinking the same thing. Hell, I can't even walk into the counter government office building in the next county without going through metal detectors & wands.
 
"We teach officers to lift up and look under," Blankinship said. "The officer may not have arrested anyone this big before."

Bwhahaaaaa
 
Houston Police Officers Union President Gary Blankinship said cadets are trained how to search morbidly obese people.
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Really though, how are they supposed to turn him upside down and shake him when he weighs 600 pounds?
 
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