uhh facebook wot?

[JohnCU]

i signed onto facebook on my phone and had 46 friend requests, all from black people i didn't know. :hmm:

so i looked at my profile, and somehow i'm signed on as some random girl. i have access to change her profile and i can see all the messages she's sent...

 

[OILFIELDTRASH]

Does this chick look similar to you? And have you done any binge drinking lately?

 

[JohnCU]

nope, i'm not a black woman
nope

 

[Lean L]

Does this chick look similar to you? And have you done any binge drinking lately?

don't get it... the first part at least

 

[l0cke]

's?

 

[ChanHo78]

tell them all that you have the herp

 

[JohnCU]

i changed her status, then she said i needed to log out haha

 

[bobdole369]

Did you have some random black woman in your house using ur PC?

 

[Red Squirrel]

Haha that is funny, I so would of had fun with that. One of my coworkers was on facebook and left his PC. Not only did he do that, but he forgot to lock his PC! So we changed his status to "name forgot to lock his work PC!". We could of done way worse but we left it at that.

 

[JohnCU]

Did you have some random black woman in your house using ur PC?

this was on my phone and nope!

 

[randay]

you sure its your phone? not that chick from last night that you dont remember's phone?

 

[JohnCU]

/facepalm

 

[FuzzyDunlop]

this thread has potential.

 

[ElFenix]

/facepalm

i'd go get checked out by a doctor tomorrow and maybe in a month as well cuz you don't know how long it takes for the antibodies to show up

 

[dwell]

Reminds me of like 15 years ago when The Well was huge because Billy Idol was on it, I dialed into:

well:~ root#

Whoopsie. Was tempted to "cat /etc/shadow" and crack Idol's password but was a law abiding guy *knuck*knuck*

 

[rh71]

wifi?

 

[JohnCU]

wifi?

no, 3g

 

[scott916]

Was she triflin'?

 

[Newbian]

So is your alter ego a black women?

 

[CPA]

Racist

 

[Exterous]

What I learned from this thread:
JohnCU does not know he is a black woman