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Uh oh, I ate my roomate's icecream and I can't find the same type at the store.

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Hacp

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So yesterday was really hot and I came home sweating from work. I opened the fridge, looked inside and I didn't have any soda or beer. The only cold thing I had was my roommate's ice-cream so I ate that. He's on vacation this weekend and I'll get another box for him tomorrow right?

Wrong! I can't find the freaking ice cream at the local supermarket. Its some sort of organic brand. WHO THE FUCK EATS ORGANIC ICE CREAM! UGH. My roommate does not like people stealing his food and will get really angryD:. What should I do? He's coming back in 6-7 hours and when he finds out.... I'll be in trouble :'(.
 
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Get regular ice cream from the store. Open the empty container of ice cream that you just ate. Put the regular ice cream in the organic container.

... profit
 
Hacp said:
Good idea. Lemme look in the trash for the container. I hope its not too dirty.😀
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Ok, you've just moved from jerk to supreme douchebag.

If you were lazy enough not to buy something ahead of time to keep in the fridge or freezer it's your own fault.
 
haha good idea from yoyo

this reminds me of a roomate that used to use my clothes on the weekend when I went home. I came back one saturday night and caught him wearing my clothes at the cafeteria. I had to get him back so i clipped all my toenails into his cup that he used for his coffee.
 
YOyoYOhowsDAjello said:
Get regular ice cream from the store. Open the empty container of ice cream that you just ate. Put the regular ice cream in the organic container.

... profit
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He'll realize it since the ice cream won't fit the contain perfectly. You'll have to melt it down, fill the old container with new ice cream and let it refreeze ()🙂
 
dfuze said:
He'll realize it since the ice cream won't fit the contain perfectly. You'll have to melt it down, fill the old container with new ice cream and let it refreeze ()🙂
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Yeah, I thought of that. I was hoping that Hacp would try it, then fail miserably and take pictures for us 😛
 
dfuze said:
He'll realize it since the ice cream won't fit the contain perfectly. You'll have to melt it down, fill the old container with new ice cream and let it refreeze ()🙂
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that wont work either. it will be more ice than cream
 
Call him up, and tell him his ice cream in the freezer looks really good, ask him where he got it, cause you want to buy one too. Then, go and buy one?
 
Your roomie is a union member and got his ice cream from the government funded store at the pension office...He did this just to piss you off.
 
You probably found the ice cream, but it costs $5. You only brought $2.50 with you, and the cashier wouldn't accept that.
 
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Tell him a band of ninjas broke into the house looking for american confectioneries. You tried with all your might to stop them, but alas, three pirates were accompanying them. They took his Ice cream, and possibly raped his girl friend.
 
Cogman said:
Tell him a band of ninjas broke into the house looking for american confectioneries. You tried with all your might to stop them, but alas, three pirates were accompanying them. They took his Ice cream, and possibly raped his girl friend.
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He would never believe that. Pirates cooperating with ninjas is just a laughable premise.
 
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