Ugly People Threads

MikeMike

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Feb 6, 2000
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Please refrain from putting your opinion in the title, it slants my ideas and causes me to come in with predetermined ideas...
 

olds

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Mar 3, 2000
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Come on guys. He thinks it's just me that doesn't like him. If you keep this up, he'll know it's really the whole world.
 

theflyingpig

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Mar 9, 2008
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Fat people are all ugly. A fat person cannot exist without being ugly. This is a fact of nature, it cannot be denied. Everyone knows this.
 

alkemyst

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Feb 13, 2001
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Originally posted by: theflyingpig
Fat people are all ugly. A fat person cannot exist without being ugly. This is a fact of nature, it cannot be denied. Everyone knows this.

I take it you aren't fat, just unlucky.
 

theflyingpig

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Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: theflyingpig
Fat people are all ugly. A fat person cannot exist without being ugly. This is a fact of nature, it cannot be denied. Everyone knows this.

I take it you aren't fat, just unlucky.

I am quite lucky. Fat people have the worst luck. They were born fat. Then they became fat and ugly, and that is how they shall die. They will never know the glory of being beautiful. This is truth.
 

alkemyst

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Feb 13, 2001
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Originally posted by: theflyingpig
Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: theflyingpig
Fat people are all ugly. A fat person cannot exist without being ugly. This is a fact of nature, it cannot be denied. Everyone knows this.

I take it you aren't fat, just unlucky.

I am quite lucky. Fat people have the worst luck. They were born fat. Then they became fat and ugly, and that is how they shall die. They will never know the glory of being beautiful. This is truth.

That's what I mean...at least fat people have an excuse by your rules. You are thin and were fucking gorilla raped with the ugly stick.

I am just glad I am so fucking hawt I don't have to worry about this shit.
 

theflyingpig

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Mar 9, 2008
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Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: theflyingpig
Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: theflyingpig
Fat people are all ugly. A fat person cannot exist without being ugly. This is a fact of nature, it cannot be denied. Everyone knows this.

I take it you aren't fat, just unlucky.

I am quite lucky. Fat people have the worst luck. They were born fat. Then they became fat and ugly, and that is how they shall die. They will never know the glory of being beautiful. This is truth.

That's what I mean...at least fat people have an excuse by your rules. You are thin and were fucking gorilla raped with the ugly stick.

I am just glad I am so fucking hawt I don't have to worry about this shit.

Oh, ho my friend, there was no ugly stick at my birthing. The angels themselves delivered me from my mothers womb.
 

alkemyst

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Feb 13, 2001
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Originally posted by: theflyingpig

Oh, ho my friend, there was no ugly stick at my birthing. The angels themselves delivered me from my mothers womb.

Now you know why she told you not to talk to strangers then. You realize having LOUISVILLE imprinted on your forehead is not the mark of God....right?
 

theflyingpig

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Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: theflyingpig

Oh, ho my friend, there was no ugly stick at my birthing. The angels themselves delivered me from my mothers womb.

Now you know why she told you not to talk to strangers then. You realize having LOUISVILLE imprinted on your forehead is not the mark of God....right?

You are mistaken. God has abandoned me, and I have forsaken him. I am as beautiful as I am wicked. I shall someday make Satan look like a saint.
 

alkemyst

No Lifer
Feb 13, 2001
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Originally posted by: theflyingpig
Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: theflyingpig

Oh, ho my friend, there was no ugly stick at my birthing. The angels themselves delivered me from my mothers womb.

Now you know why she told you not to talk to strangers then. You realize having LOUISVILLE imprinted on your forehead is not the mark of God....right?

You are mistaken. God has abandoned me, and I have forsaken him. I am as beautiful as I am wicked. I shall someday make Satan look like a saint.

glad to see you compromised
 

theflyingpig

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Mar 9, 2008
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Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: theflyingpig
Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: theflyingpig

Oh, ho my friend, there was no ugly stick at my birthing. The angels themselves delivered me from my mothers womb.

Now you know why she told you not to talk to strangers then. You realize having LOUISVILLE imprinted on your forehead is not the mark of God....right?

You are mistaken. God has abandoned me, and I have forsaken him. I am as beautiful as I am wicked. I shall someday make Satan look like a saint.

glad to see you compromised

Doesn't change the fact that fatties are the worst humanity has to offer. They are a drain on society, nothing more. Everyone knows this.
 

alkemyst

No Lifer
Feb 13, 2001
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Originally posted by: theflyingpig
Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: theflyingpig
Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: theflyingpig

Oh, ho my friend, there was no ugly stick at my birthing. The angels themselves delivered me from my mothers womb.

Now you know why she told you not to talk to strangers then. You realize having LOUISVILLE imprinted on your forehead is not the mark of God....right?

You are mistaken. God has abandoned me, and I have forsaken him. I am as beautiful as I am wicked. I shall someday make Satan look like a saint.

glad to see you compromised

Doesn't change the fact that fatties are the worst humanity has to offer. They are a drain on society, nothing more. Everyone knows this.

I think based on your previous statement they will serve well in your future army.