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pyonir

pyonir

Lifer
Dec 18, 2001
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And things get worse....or wait...that might be better. Us ugly guys can't reproduce, only leaving the beautiful people to rule the world. Judgement day has arrived.
 
XZeroII

XZeroII

Lifer
Jun 30, 2001
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So, what? Now are the women going to start asking A/S/L/SC (Age, Sex, Location, Sperm Count)?
 
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Wag

Diamond Member
Jul 21, 2000
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It would have been more interesting if they measured sperm count to "symmetry", which isn't something as subjective as beauty.
 
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Yax

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Originally posted by: pyonir
:(

And things get worse....or wait...that might be better. Us ugly guys can't reproduce, only leaving the beautiful people to rule the world. Judgement day has arrived.
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Now wait a minute! Ugly guys can too reproduce. We always get the pretty girls when they get older, have had enough players do them and want to settle down. They always come to us to settle down don't they? Especially after several men have knocked them up and ran off, not paying child support. That's when they come to us, tell us what a loser their EXes were and end up marrying us since we're nice and can support their children, isn't it?
 
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conjur

No Lifer
Jun 7, 2001
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Originally posted by: cheapbidder01
Originally posted by: pyonir
:(

And things get worse....or wait...that might be better. Us ugly guys can't reproduce, only leaving the beautiful people to rule the world. Judgement day has arrived.
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Now wait a minute! Ugly guys can too reproduce. We always get the pretty girls when they get older, have had enough players do them and want to settle down. They always come to us to settle down don't they? Especially after several men have knocked them up and ran off, not paying child support. That's when they come to us, tell us what a loser their EXes were and end up marrying us since we're nice and can support their children, isn't it?
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Sucker!! :p

:)
 
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Yax

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Originally posted by: conjur
Originally posted by: cheapbidder01
Originally posted by: pyonir
:(

And things get worse....or wait...that might be better. Us ugly guys can't reproduce, only leaving the beautiful people to rule the world. Judgement day has arrived.
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Now wait a minute! Ugly guys can too reproduce. We always get the pretty girls when they get older, have had enough players do them and want to settle down. They always come to us to settle down don't they? Especially after several men have knocked them up and ran off, not paying child support. That's when they come to us, tell us what a loser their EXes were and end up marrying us since we're nice and can support their children, isn't it?
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Sucker!! :p

:)
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You like that line eh? ME too.
 
pyonir

pyonir

Lifer
Dec 18, 2001
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Originally posted by: cheapbidder01
Originally posted by: pyonir
:(

And things get worse....or wait...that might be better. Us ugly guys can't reproduce, only leaving the beautiful people to rule the world. Judgement day has arrived.
Click to expand...

Now wait a minute! Ugly guys can too reproduce. We always get the pretty girls when they get older, have had enough players do them and want to settle down. They always come to us to settle down don't they? Especially after several men have knocked them up and ran off, not paying child support. That's when they come to us, tell us what a loser their EXes were and end up marrying us since we're nice and can support their children, isn't it?
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I sure hope you are right...there is hope for us yet!
 
Jeff7

Jeff7

Lifer
Jan 4, 2001
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Originally posted by: XZeroII
So, what? Now are the women going to start asking A/S/L/SC (Age, Sex, Location, Sperm Count)?
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Sperm count? Hang on, let me go check....:D
 
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theNEOone

Diamond Member
Apr 22, 2001
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i wouldn't really trust these stupid pseudo-scientific journalists. they read scientific publications and take one sentence from that article and put their own spin on it. pure ass if you ask me.
 
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m2kewl

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Oct 7, 2001
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Originally posted by: Jeff7
Originally posted by: XZeroII So, what? Now are the women going to start asking A/S/L/SC (Age, Sex, Location, Sperm Count)?
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Sperm count? Hang on, let me go check....:D
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LOL - and we really didn't need to know that :D
 
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RyanM

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Feb 12, 2001
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Bullcrap. I know some women who sounded absolutely luscious on the phone, but were frightening looking in person.

But hey, the sperm one could be valid. I'd like to see more studies on this.
 
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conjur

No Lifer
Jun 7, 2001
58,686
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Originally posted by: MaxDepth
I love it. CNN.com put the article in their "Offbeat" section.
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What would have been funny was if the person putting that on their website was dyslexic!
 
Fritzo

Fritzo

Lifer
Jan 3, 2001
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Well, that explains why I can just LOOK at a woman and make her pregnant :(

(Man..I gotta wear some of those blinders like Cyclops wears in X-Men!)
 
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isaacmacdonald

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Jun 7, 2002
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Originally posted by: MachFive
Bullcrap. I know some women who sounded absolutely luscious on the phone, but were frightening looking in person.

But hey, the sperm one could be valid. I'd like to see more studies on this.
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Ditto on the woman thing. I know a multitude of chicks who are hot as hell and sound doggy, as well as the reverse.

Sperm count, umm who cares. 99% of intercourse invovles usage of all sorts of uncomfortable contraceptives just to prevent pregnancy.

 
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