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Ugly Girl

UGLY GIRL

Well, always marry an ugly girl, boys
That's the only kind
They'll never ever leave you
but if they do you won't mind

My first ex wife was an ugly girl
she drank from a special cup
she had a great big upper lip
but her lower lip covered it up

My last ex wife was an ugly girl,
I thought I had it made
cause every night when she'd get undressed
all the neighbors would pull their shades

Now if you steal an ugly girl
you know you can't give her back
so a Kroger sack with a hole in the middle
is your aphrodisiac.

Now always marry an ugly girl
and drive around in your truck
and if she ever leaves you
you won't.....(make it rhyme if you want to)😀
 
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