Originally posted by: Wuffsunie
Because it's there. That's why.
The answer to so many of life's questions...
Edit:
Jerry: What's the matter?
George: My mother caught me.
Jerry: Caught you? Doing what?
George: You know. [All three give him blank stares] I was alone...
Elaine: You mean..?!
George: Uh-huh.
Kramer: [laughing] She caught you?
Jerry': Where?
George: I stopped by the house to drop the car off, and I went inside for a few minutes. Nobody was there. They're supposed to be working. My mother had a Glamour magazine; I started leafing through it?
Jerry: Glamour?
[Jerry, Kramer, and Elaine laugh]
George: So, one thing led to another?
Jerry: So, what did she do?
George: First she screams, "George, what are you doing?! My God!" And it looked like she was gonna faint - she started clutching the wall, trying to hang onto it.
Kramer: Man!
George: I didn't know whether to try and keep her from falling, or zip up.
Jerry: What did you do?
George: I zipped up!
Elaine: So, she fell?
George: Yeah. Well, I couldn't run over there the way I was!
Jerry: No, I guess not.
George: So, she fell, and then she started screaming, "My back! My back!" So, I picked her up and took her to the hospital.
Elaine: How is she?
George: She's in traction.
Elaine: Ok, I'm sorry.
George: It's not funny, Elaine.
Elaine: I know. I'm sorry. I'm serious.
George: Her back went out. She's gotta be there for a couple of days. All she said on the way over in the car was, "Why, George, why?!".. I said,
"Because it's there!"