Ugh . . . pray for me friends, I'm moving to BFE

[XMan]

The town where I'm moving has

(1) Seven-Eleven
(1) Safeway
(1) Schwan's
(3) Bookstores (1 religious, 1 not, 1 used)
(1) K-Mart
(2) Drugstores (1 in the K-Mart, 1 in the Safeway)
(1) Payless
(2) ISPs (one of which is "Troy's Internet Service" - I kid you not.)
(1) Cable company (AT&T, so there is the hope of broadband in the future . . . maybe.)

<<SOB>>

 

[Robert01]

Why are you moving there?

 

[Viper GTS]

What about strip joints, video rentals, &amp; fast food?

Can't forget those staples of life.



Viper GTS

 

[Zucchini]

hicktown! yay! and yes, why are you going there?

 

[kranky]

You sound like the guy who said &quot;Where are we going? And what's with this handbasket?&quot;

 

[XMan]

Robert01 - Promotion. Craig, CO, elk hunting capital of the world. Say it with me, three times fast - Elkhunt, elkhunt, elkhunt. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Ahem, sorry.

Viper - AGH! How could I forget?

Closest strip clubs are in Denver according to my hand dandy search engine.

Fast food . . . Taco Bell . . . . Burger King . . . McDonald's . . . Domino's . . . Pizza Hut . . . Little Ceasar's . . . Subway (thank goodness, I can't eat that other crap anyway). One of each, though. Looks like there are plenty of places to eat.

Movie rentals . . . looks like I'll be stuck with renting them from the Safeway.

Anybody heard that song? &quot;I'm a 21st Century Digital Boy, I don't know how to live but I've got a lot of toys.&quot;

 

[Gatsby]

hey the major &quot;metropolis&quot; I am in has... Let me think.

Hey give me some time...

I said give me some time. I need to think.

Wait no... its got nothing here cept my college.

BUT its got a whole Bleep load of strip clubs. The first 18 CITIES not clubs are there.. BTW its Baltimore.

Gatsby

Sorry xerox hope you like it there.

 

[ATLien247]

There has to be at least one drinking establishment, right?

 

[ChrichtonsGirl]

That's a bustling metropolis compared to where I live. We have a Wal-Mart, 2 Kwik-Trips....uh, an Open Pantry.....hmm....oh yeah, we got a shoe store last year!

Thank GOD there is a real city not too far away. On the upside, it's a perfectly nice place to raise a family.

 

[hillbilly]

Moving to the BIG city huh? Here just a McD's for fast food, Food Lion for groceries

That's it!
No *-Marts
No Blockbuster
No Chain resturants
No Traffic
3 Stoplights

God, I love it!

You will learn to as well. Trust me it's great.