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UGH! Peaches rant...

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So I bought some peaches on Thursday, and I put them in a paper bag for THREE DAYS. I go to the bag tonight to have a peach, and guess what? MOLD. On all THREE peaches.

:|

I like peaches, but if you miss the ripeness window by a couple hours, your fruit is nothing more than a soggy mess of pulp, skin and mold.

:|:disgust:
 
You mean....this song? Mwhahahahahahahaha!!!

Moving to the country, gonna eat a lot of peaches
I'm Moving to the country, I'm gonna eat me a lot of peaches
I'm Moving to the country I'm gonna eat a lot of peaches
Moving to the country I'm gonna eat a lot of peaches

Peaches come from a can
They were put there by a man
In a factory downtown

And if I head my little way
I'd eat peaches everyday
Sun-soaked bulges in the shade

Moving to the country, I'm gonna eat a lot of peaches
Moving to the country, I'm gonna eat a lot of peaches
I'm Moving to the country, gonna eat a lot of peaches
Moving to the country, gonna eat a lot of peaches

I took a little nap where the roots all twist
Squished your rotten peach in my fist
And dreamed about you, woman
I poked my finger down inside
Make a little room for an ant to hide
Nature's candy in my hand or can or pie

Millions of peaches, peaches for me
Millions of peaches, peaches for free
Millions of peaches, peaches for me
Millions of peaches, peaches for free... Look out!

Millions of peaches peaches for me
Millions of peaches peaches for free
Millions of peaches peaches for me
Millions of peaches, peaches for free... Look out!

 
Originally posted by: coldcut
Like your testicles!
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No, because unlike yours, mine actually see the light of day and feel the touch of a female's hand frequently, lager.
 
Originally posted by: jumpr
Originally posted by: coldcut
Like your testicles!
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No, because unlike yours, mine actually see the light of day and feel the touch of a female's hand frequently, lager.
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Being born and out of your mom's womb does not count!
 
Paper bag was probably the worst place you could've put them, unless it was in the bag in the fridge.
 
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