Ugh!! Our store just got robbed

Some f*cker just stole a laptop from us in broad daylight. We found the car they were driving (they were test driving a car) at a dealership down the road.

Apparently they used their real name for the test drive. Dumb f*ckers!

The corporal said he'll have me pick them out in a line up later.
 

Ogg

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good thing they didnt steal yours..............we'd be in the dark about it
 

RMSistight

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Originally posted by: MisterJackson
Some f*cker just stole a laptop from us in broad daylight. We found the car they were driving (they were test driving a car) at a dealership down the road.

Apparently they used their real name for the test drive. Dumb f*ckers!

The corporal said he'll have me pick them out in a line up later.

When you catch him, either:

1. Break his legs

2. Tell him to perform seppuku while you're behind him ready with a katana to cut off his head
 

arcenite

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Originally posted by: RMSistight
Originally posted by: MisterJackson
Some f*cker just stole a laptop from us in broad daylight. We found the car they were driving (they were test driving a car) at a dealership down the road.

Apparently they used their real name for the test drive. Dumb f*ckers!

The corporal said he'll have me pick them out in a line up later.

When you catch him, either:

1. Break his legs

2. Tell him to perform seppuku while you're behind him ready with a katana to cut off his head

Make him buy an imac

 

Well, I just positively I.D.'ed the main girl suspect. They said that should lead them to the guy.

The suck part for the theif, the laptop doesn't even work! We're a computer repair shop.
 

Yossarian

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Originally posted by: MisterJackson
Well, I just positively I.D.'ed the main girl suspect. They said that should lead them to the guy.

The suck part for the theif, the laptop doesn't even work! We're a computer repair shop.

lol, maybe he'll bring it back for repairs and you can catch him then.
 

DannyBoy

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Originally posted by: PipBoy
Originally posted by: MisterJackson
Well, I just positively I.D.'ed the main girl suspect. They said that should lead them to the guy.

The suck part for the theif, the laptop doesn't even work! We're a computer repair shop.

lol, maybe he'll bring it back for repairs and you can catch him then.

lmfao!
 

UNCjigga

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Originally posted by: ucdnam
Sadness.... with idiots like that, it keeps cops and lawyers in business.
I understand that most lawyers are cocks,
But what is your problem with hardworking cops?

 

ManSnake

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Originally posted by: uncJIGGA
Originally posted by: ucdnam
Sadness.... with idiots like that, it keeps cops and lawyers in business.
I understand that most lawyers are cocks,
But what is your problem with hardworking cops?

They eat donuts!
 

Ameesh

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Originally posted by: uncJIGGA
Originally posted by: ucdnam
Sadness.... with idiots like that, it keeps cops and lawyers in business.
I understand that most lawyers are cocks,
But what is your problem with hardworking cops?

when my family has needed them they have never helped, fvck the police
 

Lorax

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Originally posted by: MisterJackson
Some f*cker just stole a laptop from us in broad daylight. We found the car they were driving (they were test driving a car) at a dealership down the road.

Apparently they used their real name for the test drive. Dumb f*ckers!

The corporal said he'll have me pick them out in a line up later.

why do you have to pick them out of a line up if the car place has their name and info?
 

why do you have to pick them out of a line up if the car place has their name and info?

I guess for continuity. They said there have been a rash of thefts and vandalizms in the area lately, and these punks might be responsible. That could be another reason they asked for a positive ID.

As for the cop bashing in this thread, if you're joking or not, quit it.