Ugh.. my roommate's gf keeps using my hairbrush

[dank69]

WTF guys? Pics of roommate's gf?

 

[alkemyst]

How many posts do we need about roomie's g/fs?

You know they are just clowning on your sorry ass.

 

[EagleKeeper]

Well two weeks ago I actually shoved it far back into my sink drawer (where i keep my toothpaste and stuff).. she actually dug it out and used it.

I don't see her that much. She lives like an hour away and comes up during the weekend and I'm usually gone.

I doubt that she went into your drawer and took it out to use it.

Leaving it out and her using it, is understandable but not socially acceptable.

How come you never said anything to her - WIMP?

 

[preslove]

Also, don't forget to yell "surprise!"

 

[dabuddha]

better yet, brush your ass hairs with it then leave it out!

 

[TechBoyJK]

I doubt that she went into your drawer and took it out to use it.

Leaving it out and her using it, is understandable but not socially acceptable.

How come you never said anything to her - WIMP?

Because I rarely see her. They are more/less fvck buddies and she comes over late at night. I only know she's there because I can hear her moaning. Because of this, I asked my roommate to say something. He did, and she still used it.

And yes, I had suspected her of using my brush. So I cleaned it out, stuffed it to the back of the drawer and under stuff. I came home one night after she was there, and the brush was in the front of the drawer filled with hair.

 

[darkswordsman17]

ehh, Use a comb maybe?

That said, half of the little plastic spikey things on my comb have broken off. I need to buy a new one, but I always forget when I'm at the store.

I don't know why but I actually lol'ed over this.

 

[Avalon]

Don't just tell her that, actually do comb your pubes and make sure 1 or 2 are left in the brush.

This. Make sure copious amounts of pubes are in the brush, and that it's out and visible when the roommate's gf is coming over.

 

[darkswordsman17]

Because I rarely see her. They are more/less fvck buddies and she comes over late at night. I only know she's there because I can hear her moaning. Because of this, I asked my roommate to say something. He did, and she still used it.

And yes, I had suspected her of using my brush. So I cleaned it out, stuffed it to the back of the drawer and under stuff. I came home one night after she was there, and the brush was in the front of the drawer filled with hair.

Awesome, so, she's probably transferring your buddy's pubic lice to you.

And crabs.

 

[KaOTiK]

pics of roommates gf

 

[SunnyD]

This comes to mind for some reason.

 

[AstroManLuca]

Why does a dude have a hairbrush?

there are plenty of men with long hair that use a brush.

I have short hair

:hmm:

 

[TechBoyJK]

she's a grenade.

 

[dank69]

Because I rarely see her. They are more/less fvck buddies and she comes over late at night. I only know she's there because I can hear her moaning. Because of this, I asked my roommate to say something. He did, and she still used it.

And yes, I had suspected her of using my brush. So I cleaned it out, stuffed it to the back of the drawer and under stuff. I came home one night after she was there, and the brush was in the front of the drawer filled with hair.

Roommate's gf is rifling through your room? Sounds like Thunderdome in your place. I suggest putting some hair dye gel in the brush just before you leave. That or store it in the toilet.

Good news is you now have carte blanche to rummage through your roommate's stuff.

 

[Aikouka]

Does she at least respect your copy of Crysis?

 

[TechBoyJK]

Does she at least respect your copy of Crysis?

i think she's probably too stupid to use a computer. She's from the boonies.

 

[Rockinacoustic]

She prob brushes her pubes with it. Joke is on you OP.

 

[Krazy4Real]

Next time she is over, put the brush in your pants so only the handle is sticking out. Make sure you start up a conversation with her, and while you are talking, pull the brush out of your pants and wave it around in front of her. 99% chance she won't use it again.

 

[Texashiker]

Am I being uptight or what? I don't think I am.

She probably likes you and your not taking the hint.

What does she have to do to get your attention?

 

[KaOTiK]

She probably likes you and your not taking the hint.

What does she have to do to get your attention?

blowjobs usually work

 

[adlep]

You're misinterpreting the situation. Using your stuff is an invitation for surprise sex. The next time you see her using your brush, don't say a word, rush over to her, bend her over the nearest piece of furniture and mount.

LoL....
This is material for a sig quote

 

[JulesMaximus]

You're being uptight.

This.

It's not as though she's scrubbing her vagine with your toothbrush...although, I might be into that depending on the girl.

 

[bigrash]

tell her you use it on your pubes. i guarantee she will never use it again.

Best answer.

And I don't think you should make a fuss over a hairbrush. Just leave it alone.

 

[Saint Nick]

Jeeze TBJK...your life is soooooo tough.

 

[CVSiN]

save her hair for DNA evidence when you kill said inconsiderate roommate.. plant DNA.. case closed..