Ugh. I hate it when people say "the server is probably down"

[mobobuff]

Originally posted by: daniel1113

Originally posted by: mobobuff
"The Network... is down! The Network... is down! The Network... is down!"

The system is down?

I changed it to better fit the situtation. 😱

 

[Schadenfroh]

Originally posted by: datalink7

Originally posted by: deathkoba

Originally posted by: LeadFrog
Dont you work for a spyware company?

STFU.

Wait, you work for a spyware company?

linked!

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
Rant rating: 3/10. No pizzazz.

Agreed. It doesn't have enough heart, enough feeling, enough melodramatic display of angst.

 

[thirdlegstump]

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh

Originally posted by: datalink7

Originally posted by: deathkoba

Originally posted by: LeadFrog
Dont you work for a spyware company?

STFU.

Wait, you work for a spyware company?

linked!

Oh well. If you believe it, I don't care.

 

[GeekDrew]

Originally posted by: mobobuff

Originally posted by: daniel1113

Originally posted by: mobobuff
"The Network... is down! The Network... is down! The Network... is down!"

The system is down?

I changed it to better fit the situtation. 😱

"System" perfectly describes a network 😛

I got tired of people at my last office saying that $every_problem_imaginable was caused by the server being down. Yeah, I had problems with a couple of the servers going down at night while I did maintenance on them, but rarely had any issues that affected anyone on staff during the day 😛

 

[Howard]

I WON'T READ ANYTHING A SPYWARE PROGRAMMAR SEZX!!

 

[thirdlegstump]

Originally posted by: Howard
I WON'T READ ANYTHING A SPYWARE PROGRAMMAR SEZX!!

OMGWTFBBQIAMASPYWAREPROGRAMMER?!?!?!

Dude, I can't even write a basic script in PHP. What makes you think I can write something in MS Virtual Basic or C++?

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: deathkoba

Originally posted by: Howard
I WON'T READ ANYTHING A SPYWARE PROGRAMMAR SEZX!!

OMGWTFBBQIAMASPYWAREPROGRAMMER?!?!?!

Dude, I can't even write a basic script in PHP. What makes you think I can write something in MS Virtual Basic or C++?

If you think people should take you lightly, why did you think I was being serious? Hell, I don't even write in that style... which is mostly used by retards anyhow.

 

[CStan]

Originally posted by: GeekDrew

Originally posted by: mobobuff

Originally posted by: daniel1113

Originally posted by: mobobuff
"The Network... is down! The Network... is down! The Network... is down!"

The system is down?

I changed it to better fit the situtation. 😱

"System" perfectly describes a network 😛

I got tired of people at my last office saying that $every_problem_imaginable was caused by the server being down. Yeah, I had problems with a couple of the servers going down at night while I did maintenance on them, but rarely had any issues that affected anyone on staff during the day 😛

The system is down, the system is down, {high pitched} do to do to to!, do to do to to!
DAH DAH DA-NA DA-NA DANATA BOOM!

 

[thirdlegstump]

Originally posted by: Howard

Originally posted by: deathkoba

Originally posted by: Howard
I WON'T READ ANYTHING A SPYWARE PROGRAMMAR SEZX!!

OMGWTFBBQIAMASPYWAREPROGRAMMER?!?!?!

Dude, I can't even write a basic script in PHP. What makes you think I can write something in MS Virtual Basic or C++?

If you think people should take you lightly, why did you think I was being serious? Hell, I don't even write in that style... which is mostly used by retards anyhow.

So you is sayin dat people who naturally write like dat is retarded? Ebonics B a real language kid.

 

[suse920]

or the mail server really is down.

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: deathkoba

Originally posted by: Howard

Originally posted by: deathkoba

Originally posted by: Howard
I WON'T READ ANYTHING A SPYWARE PROGRAMMAR SEZX!!

OMGWTFBBQIAMASPYWAREPROGRAMMER?!?!?!

Dude, I can't even write a basic script in PHP. What makes you think I can write something in MS Virtual Basic or C++?

If you think people should take you lightly, why did you think I was being serious? Hell, I don't even write in that style... which is mostly used by retards anyhow.

So you is sayin dat people who naturally write like dat is retarded? Ebonics B a real language kid.

"I WON'T READ ANYTHING A SPYWARE PROGRAMMAR SEZX!!" is ebonics? And yes, people who write like that are somewhat mentally handicapped.

Screw off already.

 

[Pepsi90919]

Originally posted by: deathkoba

Originally posted by: Howard
I WON'T READ ANYTHING A SPYWARE PROGRAMMAR SEZX!!

OMGWTFBBQIAMASPYWAREPROGRAMMER?!?!?!

Dude, I can't even write a basic script in PHP. What makes you think I can write something in MS Virtual Basic or C++?

lol virtual basic

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: deathkoba
No I don't. What kind of idiot would truly admit that anyway? I said it as a joke several times but some stupid lifeless LOSERS thought I wasn't kidding.

What kind of idiot would make a joke about working for a spyware company several times when nobody thought it was funny in the first place?

SPYWARE - it's the new SPIDER.

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: deathkoba
No I don't. What kind of idiot would truly admit that anyway? I said it as a joke several times but some stupid lifeless LOSERS thought I wasn't kidding.

What kind of idiot would make a joke about working for a spyware company several times when nobody thought it was funny in the first place?

SPYWARE - it's the new SPIDER.

Capital idea!

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: CStan

Originally posted by: GeekDrew

Originally posted by: mobobuff

Originally posted by: daniel1113

Originally posted by: mobobuff
"The Network... is down! The Network... is down! The Network... is down!"

The system is down?

I changed it to better fit the situtation. 😱

"System" perfectly describes a network 😛

I got tired of people at my last office saying that $every_problem_imaginable was caused by the server being down. Yeah, I had problems with a couple of the servers going down at night while I did maintenance on them, but rarely had any issues that affected anyone on staff during the day 😛

The system is down, the system is down, {high pitched} do to do to to!, do to do to to!
DAH DAH DA-NA DA-NA DANATA BOOM!

Strong Bad++

 

[thirdlegstump]

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: deathkoba
No I don't. What kind of idiot would truly admit that anyway? I said it as a joke several times but some stupid lifeless LOSERS thought I wasn't kidding.

What kind of idiot would make a joke about working for a spyware company several times when nobody thought it was funny in the first place?

SPYWARE - it's the new SPIDER.

Why? Because >I< thought it was funny.

 

[thirdlegstump]

Originally posted by: Howard

Originally posted by: deathkoba

Originally posted by: Howard

Originally posted by: deathkoba

Originally posted by: Howard
I WON'T READ ANYTHING A SPYWARE PROGRAMMAR SEZX!!

OMGWTFBBQIAMASPYWAREPROGRAMMER?!?!?!

Dude, I can't even write a basic script in PHP. What makes you think I can write something in MS Virtual Basic or C++?

If you think people should take you lightly, why did you think I was being serious? Hell, I don't even write in that style... which is mostly used by retards anyhow.

So you is sayin dat people who naturally write like dat is retarded? Ebonics B a real language kid.

"I WON'T READ ANYTHING A SPYWARE PROGRAMMAR SEZX!!" is ebonics? And yes, people who write like that are somewhat mentally handicapped.

Screw off already.

Hence the reason why I write like dat. Punk. Actually I grew up with blacks and other minorities back when environmental influences were pretty strong.

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: deathkoba
and they don't even know which server they're talking about but they make it sound like they know what they're talking about.

Observe!

-Example.......Internet connection goes down...

person a: Hey I can't get my email..

person b: The SERVER must be down!

person c: Contact the tech, maybe he's doing something to the SERVER..

tech: Umm...file server has nothing to do with your internet connection..I'll check with the ISP.

.....

umm, authenication server.
dhcp server.
route server.
DNS server.
dial server.

all kinds of servers make internet not work.

 

[Anubis]

shut up spyware boy

 

[randomlinh]

well, when your connection is filtered through packetshaper... if the server goes down, so does your connection 😛

 

[thirdlegstump]

Oright. So it IS THE SERVER! OMG!

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: deathkoba

Originally posted by: Howard

Originally posted by: deathkoba

Originally posted by: Howard

Originally posted by: deathkoba

Originally posted by: Howard
I WON'T READ ANYTHING A SPYWARE PROGRAMMAR SEZX!!

OMGWTFBBQIAMASPYWAREPROGRAMMER?!?!?!

Dude, I can't even write a basic script in PHP. What makes you think I can write something in MS Virtual Basic or C++?

If you think people should take you lightly, why did you think I was being serious? Hell, I don't even write in that style... which is mostly used by retards anyhow.

So you is sayin dat people who naturally write like dat is retarded? Ebonics B a real language kid.

"I WON'T READ ANYTHING A SPYWARE PROGRAMMAR SEZX!!" is ebonics? And yes, people who write like that are somewhat mentally handicapped.

Screw off already.

Hence the reason why I write like dat. Punk. Actually I grew up with blacks and other minorities back when environmental influences were pretty strong.

I'm sorry, I thought you were of healthy mind, although I was referring to my own all-caps statement, not your ebonics (re: mental handicap). I'll try to remember that next time.