Ugh, Caught a Moose

[Ichinisan]

One of my iron bear traps just went off, and I heard the loud, furious clamor of a moose. I really hate trapping the things. It strikes me as being very dishonest. Tempt them with tasty alfalfa, then break their massive necks. I wish they weren't such voracious fuckers, chewing up every living plant in the forest. If they weren't volatile, I'd take them in for the winter, feed them, and let them go at spring time. We'd all be happy then. Oh well. You gotta do what you gotta do :^/
Meh. After reading that other thread as "moose" for the 10th time, I figured I had to create this.

 

[CurseTheSky]

Lol, at first I was going to ask where the heck you live...

 

[gorcorps]

fail one for boring parody

fail two for admitting to parody in OP

 

[brianmanahan]

was it pliable?

 

[Ichinisan]

fail one for boring parody

fail two for admitting to parody in OP

Slaying an enraged bull moose is not "boring."

 

[Ichinisan]

was it pliable?

Somewhat. Bones were more like cartilage and I couldn't crack them. It moved like a cartoon character.

Another strange thing: A fucking squirrel flew out of nowhere and started attacking me! I keep shooing it away, but it keeps coming back. I just saw it outside my window a few minutes ago.

 

[gorcorps]

Slaying an enraged bull moose is not "boring."

oh, I didn't see it was enraged

my mistake... proceed :$