ucky pits

[bmacd]

i work overnights at kmart now (after i left 2 years at staples) and we're doing resets of planograms. This temporary puerto rican chic came in to work with us and i started to hit on her. She was rubbing her legs on me at lunch until i realized she hadn't shaved in a couple of WEEKS!!! She then proceeded to put her arm around me and low and behold, NO RAZOR!!! Jungle of pits!!

disgusted
-=bmacd=-

 

[geno]

:disgust:

 

[thereds]

You can take Tarzan and Jane to a whole new level.

 

[bigbootydaddy]

did it itch?

dude, what kind of girl starts rubbing ya on the first night??!?!

 

[TripleJ]

Ewwwwww. Time to get out the shears! Don't need to guess about the other parts. :Q

 

[Shmorq]

Who cares? Just ignore the leg and pit hairs and you might get rewarded.

 

[thereds]

Just imagine what kind of a jungle its going to be there.

:Q

blech!

 

[Gunbuster]

Just make up a reason to do a reset on the razors, and pull one off the shelf for her

 

[V]

ewwww.......:Q

 

[yakko]

Tell her you think it is erotic to shave a chick and break out the razor and have fun.

 

[Emulex]

dont forget to shave her EVERYWHERE for the most fun

 

[TripleJ]

Everywhere except the nogin. Not a good look.

 

[Rent]

I don't know if I would have had the self control not to shudder when I saw she didn't shave under her arms. :Q