U.S.S. Ronald Reagan? How considerate!

[Magicthyse]

How nice of the U.S. Navy to realise that enemies of the U.S. don't have to be blown up while miserable.

If you hear "The Ronald Reagan is leading the attack on (unnamed country)...", let's face it, you'd piss yourself laughing as they drop the bombs and blow you to smithereens.

 

[Magicthyse]

And more mirth will ensue if the current incumbent gets a carrier named after him...

"...The mighty Bush is heading for the Middle East..."

 

[charrison]

Magicthyse,

The Ronald Reagan still has a year or 2 to go before she will be ready.

 

[bacillus]

<< The mighty Bush is heading for the Middle East..." >>


lol

 

[jjones]

<< If you hear "The Ronald Reagan is leading the attack on (unnamed country)...", let's face it, you'd piss yourself laughing as they drop the bombs and blow you to smithereens. >>


i must have missed the punchline.

 

[Iwentsouth]

I don't get it

 

[Cyberian]

<< i must have missed the punchline.

>>

 

[etech]

jjones, I think you have to be a liberal to get it, I didn't see any humor in it either.

Now for something funny.

If they ever named a carrier for Clinton and said that it was going to blow the enemy away.

I wonder if they will ever name a ship after Clinton? Would they pass out cigars at the commisioning ceremony?

 

[Nitemare]

<< jjones, I think you have to be a liberal to get it, I didn't see any humor in it either.

Now for something funny.

If they ever named a carrier for Clinton and said that it was going to blow the enemy away.

I wonder if they will ever name a ship after Clinton? Would they pass out cigars at the commisioning ceremony? >>



Dunno if there will be cigars at the ceremony, but I bet they would be some hotties and have a Mickie D's on board. Hell, our boys wouldn't feel like leaving the ship...free sex and Mickie D's...or the desert, rocks, and C-rations..

The Ronald Reagan would be appropiate, "Don't phuck with the US while we have a Republican in office or else your a$$ get kicketh"

They could name all the schools, welfare offices and homeless shelters after the Democrats.

 

[Supahfreak]

Maybe I missed something but dont they usually name ships after people who have passed away? I heard recently that they are naming a destroyer the Winston Churchill, I guess you dont have to be American either.

Just curious,

FreAk

 

[Red Dawn]

U.S.S. Ronald Reagan will forget where it's Home Port is!!Hell it might even think it's a Tugboat

 

[ToBeMe]

<< U.S.S. Ronald Reagan will forget where it's Home Port is!!Hell it might even think it's a Tugboat >>


Just hope it doesn't decide it's a Submarine!!!!:Q:Q LOL!