Typical Man! (joke)

ndee

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Jul 18, 2000
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A woman is in coma. Two nurses are entering her room to clean her. One nurse starts to wash her around the "special part of a woman's body". All the instruments around her are going crazy, she also starts to react somehow and the doctors decided to notify her husband.

The Husband enters the hospital and one doctor tells him: "Your woman has a good chance to wake up from the coma, I would try it with oral-sex. Of course, we would leave you alone in the room with her."

He thinks it's a good idea and he disappears in the room. After 10 minutes, the doctors and nurses can hear how the instruments and monitors are goin' crazy again -> they rush into the room.

The husband pulls up his pants and says: "Damn, I think she just suffocated."
 

MacGaven

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Dec 5, 2002
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Oh, I get it.

A typical man also think of himself first before others even when it comes to sexual satisfaction.