knightrider
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TYPES OF MEN YOU MEET IN WASHROOMS
Excitable Type : Pants are twisted, cannot find hole, rips pants in anger.
Sociable Type : Joins pals for a pee whether he wants one or not.
Timid Type : Cannot pee if anyone is watching. Pretends he has peed and
sneaks back later.
Noisy Type : Whistles loudly. Peeps over partition to have a look at the
other fellow's tool.
Indifferent Type : All urinals being occupied, uses sink.
Clever Type: Pees without holding tool, shows off by adjusting tie at
same time.
Vain Type: Undoes 5 buttons to take out tool when 2 would have done.
Absent Minded Type 😱pens jacket, takes out his tie and pees in his
pants.
Worried Type: Not quite sure what he has been up to lately, makes a
furtive but close inspection of his tool while peeing.
Disgruntled Type: Stands for a while, grunts,farts, tries to pee, fails,
farts and walks away.
Sneaky Type : Drops silent fart while peeing, sniffs and looks at the
bloke next to him.
Sloppy Type : Pees down into his shoe, walks out with his zip open and
adjusts his balls 10 mins later.
Learned Type: Reads a book or newspaper while peeing.
Childish Type: Looks at the bottom of the urinal to watch bubbles while
peeing.
Strong Type : Bangs tool on the side of the urinal to knock the drops off.
Drunken Type : Pulls out his tool, sees two, puts one back and pees in his
trousers.
Embarrassed Type : Covers his tool with both hands as he stands there
and pees through his fingers.
Cockeyed Type : Stands in one cubical and pees in next.
Excitable Type : Pants are twisted, cannot find hole, rips pants in anger.
Sociable Type : Joins pals for a pee whether he wants one or not.
Timid Type : Cannot pee if anyone is watching. Pretends he has peed and
sneaks back later.
Noisy Type : Whistles loudly. Peeps over partition to have a look at the
other fellow's tool.
Indifferent Type : All urinals being occupied, uses sink.
Clever Type: Pees without holding tool, shows off by adjusting tie at
same time.
Vain Type: Undoes 5 buttons to take out tool when 2 would have done.
Absent Minded Type 😱pens jacket, takes out his tie and pees in his
pants.
Worried Type: Not quite sure what he has been up to lately, makes a
furtive but close inspection of his tool while peeing.
Disgruntled Type: Stands for a while, grunts,farts, tries to pee, fails,
farts and walks away.
Sneaky Type : Drops silent fart while peeing, sniffs and looks at the
bloke next to him.
Sloppy Type : Pees down into his shoe, walks out with his zip open and
adjusts his balls 10 mins later.
Learned Type: Reads a book or newspaper while peeing.
Childish Type: Looks at the bottom of the urinal to watch bubbles while
peeing.
Strong Type : Bangs tool on the side of the urinal to knock the drops off.
Drunken Type : Pulls out his tool, sees two, puts one back and pees in his
trousers.
Embarrassed Type : Covers his tool with both hands as he stands there
and pees through his fingers.
Cockeyed Type : Stands in one cubical and pees in next.
