Types of drivers who should be shot...

slick230

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These are just my opinon, but whatever...

1. People who drive at night with no headlights or just their parking lights on
2. People with misaligned headlights
3. People who have a headlight out, so they decide to compensate by driving with the highbeams on
4. People who drive with every light on the front of their "little dick, big truck" vehicle on
5. People with misaligned fog lights
6. People driving '80's style Dodge Caravans. More often than not, these things are in the left lane doing 10 under the limit with a muffler that's just about to fall off and launch into your windshield

7. People who seem perfectly content to drive in the lane next to you behind another vehicle for miles, only to decide to change into your lane 20 feet before you pass them

8. Contractor vehicles, box trucks, pick-ups, etc. with ladders and all kinds of crap hanging off of them, in the left lane, doing 10 under the limit and refusing to get out of the way

9. People who forget to turn their fat heads around a bit and check their blindspots before changing lanes
10. Anyone with those stupid colored windshield wiper nozzle lights on their cars
 

cyclistca

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Need any help.:D

11. People that blow right through stop signs without even slowing down
 

slycat

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xx. People who drive like a maniac just coz they have a huge ass ride(intimidation).
 

xSauronx

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* that bitch in her ford expedition suv who almost ran me over because she was yapping on her fvcking cell phone yesterday
 

IGBT

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....and bring back the whipping post for the morons who drive around with their left foot covering the brake resulting in near constant on brk lights or you see their brake lights blinking on and off as they try to rest their foot on the brake peddle..so you really don't know when their going to stop because they have negated the intention of the brake lights..so you have a "brake on in propulsion" syndrome ongoing......
 

Pliablemoose

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6. People driving '80's style Dodge Caravans. More often than not, these things are in the left lane doing 10 under the limit with a muffler that's just about to fall off and launch into your windshield

You know why they made a 4 cylinder caravan with 7 seats?
























So 6 people could get out & push them up hills:D
 

phonemonkey

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Originally posted by: cyclistca
Need any help.:D

11. People that blow right through stop signs without even slowing down

11a. People that blow through the offramp intersections without slowing down (doubly so if it's a busy road and they can't see oncoming traffic).
 

Ime

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Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
6. People driving '80's style Dodge Caravans. More often than not, these things are in the left lane doing 10 under the limit with a muffler that's just about to fall off and launch into your windshield

You know why they made a 4 cylinder caravan with 7 seats?

<snip>

So 6 people could get out & push them up hills:D

meh, 3/10
 

AmericasTeam

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Originally posted by: Ime
Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
6. People driving '80's style Dodge Caravans. More often than not, these things are in the left lane doing 10 under the limit with a muffler that's just about to fall off and launch into your windshield

You know why they made a 4 cylinder caravan with 7 seats?

<snip>

So 6 people could get out & push them up hills:D

meh, 3/10

Thats being generous
 

Horus

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People that rice out their cars with neons, 1000w sound systems, pipes, etc....
AND USE AUTOMATIC TRANSMISSIONS! RRRRRGH!

(Proud Standard 1.6l Protege owner that can pzown any automatic ricer out there :) )
 

StageLeft

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People who STOP and REALLY LOOK AROUND at a 4 way stop, when it's a 20 mph zone coming all directions, and it's clear as fvcking day that nobody is there. MOVE IT, A-HOLE.
 

Yossarian

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People who change lanes in the middle of turns, even though I'm in that lane turning alongside them. I see this at least 3 a week.