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Two woodpeckers.... (A Joke)

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Woodpeckers

A Mississippi woodpecker and a Texas woodpecker were in Mississippi arguing about which state had the toughest trees to peck. The Mississippi woodpecker said that they had a tree that no woodpecker can peck. The Texas woodpecker challenged him and was able to peck a hole in the tree with no problem. The Mississippi woodpecker was in awe. The Texas woodpecker then challenged the Mississippi woodpecker to peck a tree in Texas that no woodpecker had been able to peck successfully. After flying to Texas, the Mississippi woodpecker successfully pecked the tree with no problem. The two woodpeckers were now confused. How is it that the Texas woodpecker was able to peck the Mississippi tree and the Mississippi woodpecker was able to peck the Texas tree when neither one was able to peck the tree in their own state?

After thinking for some time they both came to the same conclusion: Your pecker is always harder when you're away from home. ===================================


 


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<< Your pecker is always harder when you're away from home >>

I don't get it. >>



Step 1: Place mind in gutter.
Step 2: ........
Step 3: Profit!
 


<< The joke would be funnier if you had a WIFE or Girl friend!! 😉 >>



Hrmmm...I am currently single. I've had a girlfriend before and I still don't really get it. Could you explain? Or is this one of those jokes that people just laugh at, but no one really gets? 😛
 


<< Or is this one of those jokes that people just laugh at, but no one really gets? >>



hahaha...that was funny.
 
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