Two Ukraines Idiots Decide to slide from a building slide...this is how it Ends.

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GagHalfrunt

Lifer
Apr 19, 2001
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I did not say I could, I said I would. That would be if I were given these powers :p

If it comes to pass can you impose the death penalty for people that drive 20mph under the speed limit in the passing lane and refuse to move over? Oh, and death penalty for texting and driving? And for drunk driving. And a public flogging for fake Type-R stickers? You know what, how about if you take care of disciplining the thrill seekers and I'll handle the roads for you free of charge?
 

Blanky

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Oct 18, 2014
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I can't fathom why someone would do something that stupid. It's right up there with sticking your arm in an airplane propeller, or playing Russian roulette with an automatic. Even the village idiot would know it's not going to work.
Russian roulette has Russian in it for a reason, and Ukraine is right next to them. Those eastern europeans are absolutely insane and don't value life the way we do, that's why they do this kind of thing.

Sliding onto concrete steps could never have gone well in any scenario.
 

BeeBoop

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Feb 5, 2013
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So he might still be alive? Real lucky if he does. I'm guessing they had to remove most of his skull to allow time for the brain to settle down from the swelling. I seen it in a movie. heh
 

skyking

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Nov 21, 2001
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If it comes to pass can you impose the death penalty for people that drive 20mph under the speed limit in the passing lane and refuse to move over? Oh, and death penalty for texting and driving? And for drunk driving. And a public flogging for fake Type-R stickers? You know what, how about if you take care of disciplining the thrill seekers and I'll handle the roads for you free of charge?

I'd gladly sub out the highway justice to you. Please assplode all the broken blinker assholes while you are at it.
 

KlokWyze

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Sep 7, 2006
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Duuuuuuuude. What a bunch of idiots. They got what physics deemed they deserved.

That kid is dead. His friend is injured. All their friends feel like shit (except the psychopaths). Families are torn up for years.

I feel bad but have no sympathies. Is that possible?
 

NetWareHead

THAT guy
Aug 10, 2002
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Duuuuuuuude. What a bunch of idiots. They got what physics deemed they deserved.

That kid is dead. His friend is injured. All their friends feel like shit (except the psychopaths). Families are torn up for years.

I feel bad but have no sympathies. Is that possible?

I feel badly for the families of those two fools. They cried and grieved that fool's death. The idiot who survived and landed on his ass like that, his family should be embarrassed to be related to such an idiot.
 

destrekor

Lifer
Nov 18, 2005
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Duuuuuuuude. What a bunch of idiots. They got what physics deemed they deserved.

That kid is dead. His friend is injured. All their friends feel like shit (except the psychopaths). Families are torn up for years.

I feel bad but have no sympathies. Is that possible?

I feel badly for the families of those two fools. They cried and grieved that fool's death. The idiot who survived and landed on his ass like that, his family should be embarrassed to be related to such an idiot.

Has it been confirmed he is dead? Searching for Jacob Polyakov only relays a trip to intensive care. The other, unlike the info from liveleak, did not escape unscathed, he got a broken tailbone out of the ordeal. Regardless, escaped quite lucky. Bunch of idiots.
 

Demo24

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Aug 5, 2004
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Liveleak doesn't really say he died though, the wording is bad but if you read it literally then it basically says he came out for the worse. Whereas the other guy just broke his ass and was lucky not to do anything more, a bit surprised he stood up.