Two truths and a lie

[Craig234]

This is a good party game. Someone has to say three things about themselves; two have to be true and one a lie. People then guess which is the lie, then he tells them.

For example:

1. I sat on the throne belonging to the Queen of England
2. I stayed on the Royal Grounds of Henry VIII
3. I watched thousands of Germans sing along to John Denver at Oktoberfest

Now, people could post guessing which one is the lie; or they can post their own list for others to guess.

 

[slightlyhuman]

i dated the hottest 53 yo ever
been with 45+ women
i dated a porn star

 

[Krazy4Real]

i dated the hottest 53 yo ever
been with 45+ women
i dated a porn star

You can't post three lies.

 

[slightlyhuman]

You can't post three lies.

:sneaky:

 

[Jeeebus]

1. I always tell the truth.
2. The above message is a lie.
3. Cheesecake is pie.

 

[sixone]

i dated the hottest 53 yo ever
been with 45+ women
i dated a porn star

I have to ask: by "dated" do you mean "had sex with" or "had a relationship with"?

 

[slightlyhuman]

I have to ask: by "dated" do you mean "had sex with" or "had a relationship with"?

both.

started off as fun, turned into a semi-serious relationship. let me be specific. she's 53 now. she was 49-50 when we "dated".

her body(and how she took care of herself) was better than the majority of girls i've been with

 

[Vdubchaos]

I have a BMW M3
I'm an alpha male
Just divorced, ready to get married with a girl that has plenty of baggage

 

[sixone]

both.

started off as fun, turned into a semi-serious relationship. let me be specific. she's 53 now. she was 49-50 when we "dated".

her body(and how she took care of herself) was better than the majority of girls i've been with

Well, I was asking about the 45+ women. But you've dropped the odds to 50%, for guessing the lie.

Because I can't read.

 

[Vdubchaos]

You guys need a room? I hear Alke has one for rent!!!

 

[slightlyhuman]

You guys need a room? I hear Alke has one for rent!!!

we prefer the kitchen but thx

 

[Craig234]

I have a BMW M3
I'm an alpha male
Just divorced, ready to get married with a girl that has plenty of baggage

Well, the car and engagement I can believe, so.

 

[Sonikku]

I'm a conservative guy
I'm a liberal gal
I sometimes troll a forum full of people I perceive to be quite out of their gourd.

 

[Cerpin Taxt]

I am 32 years old.
I am 33 years old.
I have the largest penis on ATOT

 

[runzwithsizorz]

we prefer the kitchen but thx

So you figured out what an electric knife can do when you remove the blades.

 

[Dirigible]

I'm a conservative guy
I'm a liberal gal
I sometimes troll a forum full of people I perceive to be quite out of their gourd.

Bolded my guess at the lie.

 

[Mixolydian]

i dated the hottest 53 yo ever
been with 45+ women
i dated a porn star

So you're a manwhore?

 

[ElFenix]

i am an innocent townsperson
i am an evil werewolf
i'm leaving the office within 5 minutes

 

[Craig234]

I am 32 years old.
I am 33 years old.
I have the largest penis on ATOT

Happy Birthday as the clock turned between typing the first two.

 

[randomrogue]

I've been bit by a Shark
I've climbed the Himalayas
I've done the Running of the Bulls

 

[Craig234]

I've been bit by a Shark
I've climbed the Himalayas
I've done the Running of the Bulls

Finally someone understands the game.

I'm gonna guess you haven't climbed the Himalayas.

 

[Jeff7]

1) I love microbrew beer, with a preference for the more malty varieties.
2) I don't go out much, mostly just for work or groceries. (Blessings and peace be upon Amazon.)
3) I have a growing collection of various potted succulents.

I'm a conservative guy
I'm a liberal gal
I sometimes troll a forum full of people I perceive to be quite out of their gourd.

And don't think some of us don't appreciate it.


Good trolling takes careful quality monitoring, and there are always "compliance issues" to watch for.

 

[T9D]

I have a 9 inch penis
I drive a BMW
I banged an 18 year old the other month

Oh wait those are all true (for real)

 

[Craig234]

I have a 9 inch penis
I drive a BMW
I banged an 18 year old the other month

Oh wait those are all true (for real)

Regret-starting-the-thread-meter rises again

 

[MotionMan]

1. I attended every San Francisco 49ers home game from 1978 through 1986.
2. I have met Ronald Reagan, Ronnie Lott and Djimon Hounsou.
3. For a school entrance exam, I was required to write an essay about someone I admired and I wrote about O.J. Simpson.

MotionMan