TWO TOUGH QUESTIONS (a joke, I guess)

CaseTragedy

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Two Tough Questions

Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.

Question 2:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates.

Candidate A.

Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with an astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B.

He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C.

He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, only drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first ... no peeking, then scroll down for the response.

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Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
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And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question: If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.
 

Ogg

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I think some of your facts are wrong but you know its ok to revise history sometimes :p
 

QueHuong

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Originally posted by: Ogg
I think some of your facts are wrong but you know its ok to revise history sometimes :p


Yeah, Hitler had a mistress. She committed suicide with him.

I've heard of Question 2 before. Question 1 was interesting.
 

DuffmanOhYeah

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Originally posted by: MindStorm
Originally posted by: Ogg
I think some of your facts are wrong but you know its ok to revise history sometimes :p


Yeah, Hitler had a mistress. She committed suicide with him.

I've heard of Question 2 before. Question 1 was interesting.

wasn't a mistress. AFAIK, she was a girlfriend, and beofre death his wife.
 

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Lifer
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Seen this before, I like Churchill. He was also a decorated soldier and you forget his massive political experience (he ran the British navy for much of WWI, and fought in the trenches). The joke also forgets to mention hitler's prison time, attempted revelotutionary coup, or his drug addicted sexual deviants of friends. Basically, an excersize in sophisty. Although a telling one.