two things you didn't know about salami

[HomeBrewerDude]

1) you can not BURN IT, no matter how long you fry it in a skillet

2) when fried in a skillet, it tastes like BACON.



:beer:

 

[her209]

Is it time to play "Hide the Salami"?

 

[tomt4535]

:beer:

 

[SpunkyJones]

 

[Jassi]

3) They don't get bigger if you rub them, people lied to me

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: HomeBrewerDude
1) you can not BURN IT, no matter how long you fry it in a skillet

2) when fried in a skillet, it tastes like BACON.



:beer:

My life is now complete, having learned these important facts. Thanks.

 

[Albis]

i knew the "tastes like bacon" but i've always thought you could burn salami

well maybe i'll test it out someday

 

[lavagirl669]

Originally posted by: Encryptic

Originally posted by: HomeBrewerDude
1) you can not BURN IT, no matter how long you fry it in a skillet

2) when fried in a skillet, it tastes like BACON.



:beer:

My life is now complete, having learned these important facts. Thanks.

:laugh:

 

[dsfunk]

you can burn it under the broiler

 

[yoda291]

I have a stainless steel skillet and salami in the fridge, I'm gonna call you on that burning thing

 

[HardcoreRobot]

i knew that

 

[quizzelsnatch]

i have a jet rocket and a stick of salami... i call shens.

 

[Brutuskend]

It tastes like BACON!

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: HomeBrewerDude
1) you can not BURN IT, no matter how long you fry it in a skillet

You're just not trying hard enough.

 

[yobarman]

Awesome. I did not know this. And i just bought salami yesterday! SCORE!

 

[arcas]

Originally posted by: HomeBrewerDude
1) you can not BURN IT, no matter how long you fry it in a skillet

Interesting note: amateur rocketeers with hybrid rocket motors can use salami as rocket fuel.

A hybrid motor is different from the typical little black powder or perchlorate engines sold by Estes and other companies. A hybrid motor has a relatively inert "fuel" and a small tank of oxidizer gas. Normally nitrous oxide. The fuel materials vary but in the early days of hybrid motor designs, one guy demonstrated a motor that used a stick of salami (or maybe pepperoni) as the fuel.

 

[sonambulo]

well fcuk. i thought this was about islam.

uh i gues......i'm really proud of you?

 

[jjones]

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: HomeBrewerDude
1) you can not BURN IT, no matter how long you fry it in a skillet

You're just not trying hard enough.

:beer:

 

[meltdown75]

oh yeah!? *thinks of some useless info* i heard marilyn manson had a rib removed.

 

[Juno]

Originally posted by: Jassi
3) They don't get bigger if you rub them, people lied to me

:laugh:

 

[Fritzo]

You can burn it, you might just be using a thick skillet. The fat all melts away and all you have left is the smoked pork products that it's made of (NEVER ask what's in salami. Trust me on this). Smoked pork = bacon taste.

 

[Jhill]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
oh yeah!? *thinks of some useless info* i heard marilyn manson had a rib removed.

Why did he do that?

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: Jhill

Originally posted by: meltdown75
oh yeah!? *thinks of some useless info* i heard marilyn manson had a rib removed.

Why did he do that?

Maybe he was going to have it made into a WOMAN!

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend

Originally posted by: Jhill

Originally posted by: meltdown75
oh yeah!? *thinks of some useless info* i heard marilyn manson had a rib removed.

Why did he do that?

Maybe he was going to have it made into a WOMAN!

or a MAN!

 

[biostud]

3. it shrinks with 75% as fat melts