Two suspect pieces of news this week...........

[MrMajestyk]

CHENEY: "Hey Mr. President, the race is too close to call."

BUSH: 'Right, I'll make a couple of phone calls.'

BUSH: "Hello Sharon ? You godda git yer butt outta Gaza this week to show I'm making progress with the Middle East Road Map. Don't worry though, cos next week after I'm re-elected you can go back to bulldozing innocent Palestinian homes like you did last week."

BUSH: "Hello, CIA ? Those 350 tonnes of explosives that last year we put away for a rainy day ? Yeah, well now's the time to say it went missing and it's fallen into the hands of insurgents. If we put the fear of Christ into the voters I'll be re-elected."

CIA: "Hail to the Thief, er I mean Chief."

 

[Aimster]

Originally posted by: MrMajestyk
CHENEY: "Hey Mr. President, the race is too close to call."

BUSH: 'Right, I'll make a couple of phone calls.'

BUSH: "Hello Sharon ? You godda git yer butt outta Gaza this week to show I'm making progress with the Middle East Road Map. Don't worry though, cos next week after I'm re-elected you can go back to bulldozing innocent Palestinian homes like you did last week."

BUSH: "Hello, CIA ? Those 350 tonnes of explosives that last year we put away for a rainy day ? Yeah, well now's the time to say it went missing and it's fallen into the hands of insurgents. If we put the fear of Christ into the voters I'll be re-elected."

CIA: "Hail to the Thief, er I mean Chief."

Only in England

 

[Pliablemoose]

I don't think the loss of explosives can be spun to make the administration to look as if they had the situation in Iraq under control...