Two scoops of raisins

[HeroOfPellinor]

Seriously, this is like eating freaking trail mix in a bowl.

I'm pouring this bowl watching mostly raisins come out and just imagining the worker on the Kellog's line who peeks over both his shoulders, quickly shuts off the bran chute for a half second while the raisin chute keeps going then turns it back on with a snicker that somewhere some poor SOB is going to end up with soggy fruit salad instead of a delicately balanced mileaux of flavor and texture.

 

[BlackTigers]

I always have to add more raisins to my cereal.

 

[pontifex]

i don't think there is enough raisins when i eat it.

 

[ch33zw1z]

Originally posted by: BlackTigers91
I always have to add more raisins to my cereal.

same here, two scoops is marketing bs.

 

[sswingle]

Are you at the end of the box? Maybe the raisins settled.

 

[HeroOfPellinor]

Originally posted by: ScottSwingleComputers
Are you at the end of the box? Maybe the raisins settled.

Na, this is my second bowl. The first was mostly bran.

I'm thinking about writing my Congressional representative.

 

[irishScott]

2 Raisins one Bowel?

 

[The Boston Dangler]

Originally posted by: ch33zw1z

Originally posted by: BlackTigers91
I always have to add more raisins to my cereal.

same here, two scoops is marketing bs.

:thumbsup:

 

[Miramonti]

Agreed, its too sweet. Costco RB is the best and crunchiest, altho too many raisins as well.

 

[antyler]

Oh how i do love those sugar coated raisins.

 

[sdifox]

Err, how about you buy bran, raisin, separately and mix them when you are about to consume.

 

[HeroOfPellinor]

Originally posted by: sdifox
Err, how about you buy bran, raisin, separately and mix them when you are about to consume.

I don't know. I tend to think that a civiization that can create an artificial heart, clone sheep, and split the atom should be able to successfully manage the bran to raisin ratio in a box of freaking cereal.

Screw it. I'm swtiching back to Rice Chex....the next time they're on sale.

 

[foghorn67]

It sounds like you need a bowl of Colon Blow.

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: pontifex
i don't think there is enough raisins when i eat it.

yea i want the 4 scoups box

 

[sdifox]

Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor

Originally posted by: sdifox
Err, how about you buy bran, raisin, separately and mix them when you are about to consume.

I don't know. I tend to think that a civiization that can create an artificial heart, clone sheep, and split the atom should be able to successfully manage the bran to raisin ratio in a box of freaking cereal.

Screw it. I'm swtiching back to Rice Chex....the next time they're on sale.

They can manage the ratio, but not the distribution. That is left up to gravity and amount of shake the box has gone through.

 

[pstylesss]

Originally posted by: sdifox

Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor

Originally posted by: sdifox
Err, how about you buy bran, raisin, separately and mix them when you are about to consume.

I don't know. I tend to think that a civiization that can create an artificial heart, clone sheep, and split the atom should be able to successfully manage the bran to raisin ratio in a box of freaking cereal.

Screw it. I'm swtiching back to Rice Chex....the next time they're on sale.

They can manage the ratio, but not the distribution. That is left up to gravity and amount of shake the box has gone through.

"You know what? They got the fudge on the bottom - ya see? That enables you to control your fudge distribution as you're eating your ice cream."

Same concept applies.

 

[Throckmorton]

Only a creationist would have a problem with extra raisins in his raisin bran.

 

[sdifox]

Originally posted by: ZeroIQ

Originally posted by: sdifox

Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor

Originally posted by: sdifox
Err, how about you buy bran, raisin, separately and mix them when you are about to consume.

I don't know. I tend to think that a civiization that can create an artificial heart, clone sheep, and split the atom should be able to successfully manage the bran to raisin ratio in a box of freaking cereal.

Screw it. I'm swtiching back to Rice Chex....the next time they're on sale.

They can manage the ratio, but not the distribution. That is left up to gravity and amount of shake the box has gone through.

"You know what? They got the fudge on the bottom - ya see? That enables you to control your fudge distribution as you're eating your ice cream."

Same concept applies.

err, come again? Please explain how you can implement that with raisin and bran flakes.

 

[dennilfloss]

Originally posted by: BlackTigers91
I always have to add more raisins to my cereal.

Cripes! Here comes Natalie Portman and her raisins again.:|

 

[Ika]

raisins and bran don't really mix too uniformly. One reason why I don't really like eating raisin bran.

 

[Sphexi]

Raisins make you pooh more.

 

[Carbo]

Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor. . .mileaux of flavor and texture.

If you're going to use the word, mileaux, then you deserve whatever dark fate comes your way.