Two posters walk into a bar

[Gurck]

The bartender pulls out a shotgun and blows their heads off

The End

 

[Tremulant]

dunno why, but I lol'd at that.

 

[iwearnosox]

Tough crowd tonight.

 

TEH FUNNY IZ FOUND!

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: Gurck
The bartender pulls out a shotgun and blows their heads off

The End

 

[boyRacer]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Originally posted by: Gurck
The bartender pulls out a shotgun and blows their heads off

The End

 

[911paramedic]

A bunch of atoters go into a bar...


A few hours later they go home (alone as usual) and start "drunk posting" bar jokes.

 

[sillymofo]

Woulda been funnier if bartender yells "REPOST!" and "BAN!" to the other.

 

[Evadman]

A man was sitting at the bar in a watering hole whose selling point was that it was on top of the largest skyscraper in town. Another man walks in and asks the bartender for a Jack Daniel's. He downs it, and then takes a running leap out the window. Much to everybody's surprise, he floats back up and climbs through the window back into the bar. The man at the bar is amazed and asks the man how he did it.

"Easy," says the man.

"Outside this window are some very strong wind currents which can carry you back to the window."

"Wow," says the man at the bar. "I gotta try this."

He takes a running leap out the window and falls to a horrible, bloody, and flat death.

"Geez, Superman," says the bartender. "You can be a real a jerk when you're drunk."

 

[Zim Hosein]

LMFAO!

Cheers Evadman :beer:

 

[Childs]

Originally posted by: Evadman
A man was sitting at the bar in a watering hole whose selling point was that it was on top of the largest skyscraper in town. Another man walks in and asks the bartender for a Jack Daniel's. He downs it, and then takes a running leap out the window. Much to everybody's surprise, he floats back up and climbs through the window back into the bar. The man at the bar is amazed and asks the man how he did it.

"Easy," says the man.

"Outside this window are some very strong wind currents which can carry you back to the window."

"Wow," says the man at the bar. "I gotta try this."

He takes a running leap out the window and falls to a horrible, bloody, and flat death.

"Geez, Superman," says the bartender. "You can be a real a jerk when you're drunk."

I've heard this before, but it was way funnier than the OP's joke.

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: Evadman
A man was sitting at the bar in a watering hole whose selling point was that it was on top of the largest skyscraper in town. Another man walks in and asks the bartender for a Jack Daniel's. He downs it, and then takes a running leap out the window. Much to everybody's surprise, he floats back up and climbs through the window back into the bar. The man at the bar is amazed and asks the man how he did it.

"Easy," says the man.

"Outside this window are some very strong wind currents which can carry you back to the window."

"Wow," says the man at the bar. "I gotta try this."

He takes a running leap out the window and falls to a horrible, bloody, and flat death.

"Geez, Superman," says the bartender. "You can be a real a jerk when you're drunk."

:laugh:

 

[Gurck]

Bah.. it was a parody :| and yeah that's funny as hell Evadman

 

[Evadman]

*slides counter to the left*

Ahhhh, another sucessful Threadjack.

 

[jjones]

:beer:

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: Evadman
*slides counter to the left*

Ahhhh, another sucessful Threadjack.

what can I say? You just tell better jokes than the OP.