Two kids shot me with pitbulls while I was streetracing a 35 yo Italian bus driver

[91TTZ]

The kids shot the pitbulls at me and they started mauling my Toyota Highlander. One of the kids was a woman sumo wrestler from New Jersey.

What's with people these days?

 

[Medicine Bear]

Same thing happened to me. Well except that I was also trying to figure out how to tell this cute IT girl at our company that asked me out that I'm engaged.

 

[randumb]

dude, were the pitbulls going at 100mph?

 

[purbeast0]

wow ... you really want to get to 5000 posts don't you.

 

[olds]

Ban

 

[sonz70]

Originally posted by: Medicine Bear
Same thing happened to me. Well except that I was also trying to figure out how to tell this cute IT girl at our company that asked me out that I'm engaged.

Is she one of the vending machine grazers...

 

[yhelothar]

I thought you had a 91 300ZX TT?

 

[Medicine Bear]

Originally posted by: sonz70

Originally posted by: Medicine Bear
Same thing happened to me. Well except that I was also trying to figure out how to tell this cute IT girl at our company that asked me out that I'm engaged.

Is she one of the vending machine grazers...

I said cute, not HUGE

 

[conjur]

Did the cops beat down the kids and arrest them and hold them for days w/o seeing their parents?

 

[sonz70]

Originally posted by: Medicine Bear

Originally posted by: sonz70

Originally posted by: Medicine Bear
Same thing happened to me. Well except that I was also trying to figure out how to tell this cute IT girl at our company that asked me out that I'm engaged.

Is she one of the vending machine grazers...

I said cute, not HUGE

It's ok to ride a fat lady as long as your friends don't find out.

 

Why isnt this previously banned member banned again?

 

[DaveSimmons]

Repost!

 

[FleshLight]

You idiot, you could have avoided the pitbulls in your lumbering "suv" so that makes it completely your fault.

 

[bernse]

Where you the guy in the big winter jacket with wires sticking out of it? Did you really get shot 5 times? Were you scared and panicked?

 

[Medicine Bear]

Originally posted by: sonz70

Originally posted by: Medicine Bear

Originally posted by: sonz70

Originally posted by: Medicine Bear
Same thing happened to me. Well except that I was also trying to figure out how to tell this cute IT girl at our company that asked me out that I'm engaged.

Is she one of the vending machine grazers...

I said cute, not HUGE

It's ok to ride a fat lady as long as your friends don't find out.

Trust me. There isn't enough flour in the world to roll one of these fatties in so you could find the wet spot.

 

[pclstyle]

booooo :thumbsdown:

 

[So]

Come on 91TTZ, you should be ashamed. You can do better than that.

 

[cKGunslinger]

Goddamn conservatives and those virgins going to college for free are to blame for all this! :|

 

[Raduque]

I laughed.

 

[91TTZ]

Originally posted by: buck
Why isnt this previously banned member banned again?

How in any way did this post offend you? At least I put some kind of thought into making it funny.

It's not like I routinely post one word replies or create threads that say "hi". or have 25 exclamation points in them.

 

[91TTZ]

Originally posted by: So
Come on 91TTZ, you should be ashamed. You can do better than that.

I'm sorry.

 

[MX2]

This thread sucks

 

[mb]

Originally posted by: Raduque
I laughed.

 

[Excelsior]

Originally posted by: conjur
Did the cops beat down the kids and arrest them and hold them for days w/o seeing their parents?

No, the bus driver got out and chased them into the street where one got run over.

 

[captains]

Originally posted by: sonz70

Originally posted by: Medicine Bear
Same thing happened to me. Well except that I was also trying to figure out how to tell this cute IT girl at our company that asked me out that I'm engaged.

Is she one of the vending machine grazers...

update your blog