Two Jokes Worth Hating Me For

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dudeman007

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First one (stolen off bash):
How many emo kids does it take to change a light bulb?


























........none they just sit in the dark and cry all day.


Second one (original!):
Two beavers were on the river looking for a nice place to start a home. Suddenly one of the beavers spots a nice area and turns to the other beaver to ask
"What do you think of this spot?"
to which he replied with
"DAM IT"!









Yeah I'll DIAFF now kthxbai.
 
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dighn

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screwing in lightbulb jokes are just so... i dunno

Two beavers were on the river looking for a nice place to start a home. Suddenly one of the beavers spots a nice area and turns to the other beaver to ask
"What do you think of this spot?"
to which he replied with
"DAM IT"!
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I think this fits in the "so bad that it's actually funny" category
 
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MercenaryForHire

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First one's funny to me, because I freakin' hate those wannabe emo whiny punks who forgot how to smile and listen to Dashboard Confessional and other sh*tty music from that genre.

Second one, bleah.

- M4H
 
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venk

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Why are homsexuals overwhelmingly voting republican?

They're don't care much for Bush, but they LOVE Dick.
 
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RaynorWolfcastle

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Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
First one's funny to me, because I freakin' hate those wannabe emo whiny punks who forgot how to smile and listen to Dashboard Confessional and other sh*tty music from that genre.
Second one, bleah.
- M4H
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Hey, I like Dashboard Confessional :|


*cries in the dark*
 
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MrYAK

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the second one was stupid-funny.

goth kids pissme off of also. fvcking white faces like they just receiced 10 money shots, and dress in black, and pretend they are depressed all the fvcking time. they should all die.

talking about goth remined me of this site.
 
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DangerAardvark

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Although those jokes ARE worth hating you for, take comfort in the fact that I would have hated you anyway.
 
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Originally posted by: ThePresence
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