OutHouse
Lifer
two guys are golfing and the first guy hits his ball out into the rough. he tells his buddy to go ahead and play while he goes and finds his ball.
he finds his ball in a buttercup patch and gets lined up to hit his ball back onto the fairway. just as he is about ready to swing a fairy poofs out of nowhere and ask him
Fairy: "what are you doing!"
golfer: "im going to play my ball, and who the hell are you?"
fairy: "No you are not going to hit that ball, if you do you will hurt my buttercups, you see I am the buttercup fairy and these are MY buttercups I love them very much."
golfer: "look lady i dont care who you are im going to play my ball. No if you would kindly step aside im gonna play"
Fairy: "ok but i warn you, if you damage any of my buttercups i will curse you and take your taste of butter away"
Golfer: "yea, sure what ever you say"
So the first golfer swings and sure enough 5 buttercups go sailing through the air. the fairy whips out her wand and zaps him. The golfer then knew that the fairy was real and he did infact loose his taste for butter. So as he is walking back to the fairway he is thinking that loosing the taste of butter may not be such a bad thing, it will certainaly be a healthier lifestyle. Just then his buddy yells over and ask him if found his ball and if he was done. the first golfer says yea i found and my ball is down by the green.
His buddy says: "Good, then you can come help me find my ball, i sliced it down in these pussywillows."
he finds his ball in a buttercup patch and gets lined up to hit his ball back onto the fairway. just as he is about ready to swing a fairy poofs out of nowhere and ask him
Fairy: "what are you doing!"
golfer: "im going to play my ball, and who the hell are you?"
fairy: "No you are not going to hit that ball, if you do you will hurt my buttercups, you see I am the buttercup fairy and these are MY buttercups I love them very much."
golfer: "look lady i dont care who you are im going to play my ball. No if you would kindly step aside im gonna play"
Fairy: "ok but i warn you, if you damage any of my buttercups i will curse you and take your taste of butter away"
Golfer: "yea, sure what ever you say"
So the first golfer swings and sure enough 5 buttercups go sailing through the air. the fairy whips out her wand and zaps him. The golfer then knew that the fairy was real and he did infact loose his taste for butter. So as he is walking back to the fairway he is thinking that loosing the taste of butter may not be such a bad thing, it will certainaly be a healthier lifestyle. Just then his buddy yells over and ask him if found his ball and if he was done. the first golfer says yea i found and my ball is down by the green.
His buddy says: "Good, then you can come help me find my ball, i sliced it down in these pussywillows."
