Two electrons walk into a bar...

[Printer Bandit]

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Find one thread and build a bar around it.

Mod


The bartender says.."what is this, a EE joke?"

 

[Encryptic]

0/10.

Motion for ban.

 

[ironcrotch]

Too damn nerdy, even for this place.

 

[MrDudeMan]

not funny at all

 

[spidey07]

impossible

electrons aren't attracted to each other and wouldn't be entering the bar together.

 

[leftyman]

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a martini. When the bartender hands him the drink, the neutron asks, "How much do I owe you?"







The bartender replies, "For you ... no charge."

 

[MrDudeMan]

Originally posted by: leftyman
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a martini. When the bartender hands him the drink, the neutron asks, "How much do I owe you?"







The bartender replies, "For you ... no charge."

lol, now that was funny

 

[Encryptic]

A proton walks into a bar looking happy. The bartender asks "How are you?". The proton says "I'm positive."

 

[yosuke188]

Originally posted by: Encryptic
A proton walks into a bar looking happy. The bartender asks "How are you?". The proton says "I'm positive."

:thumbsdown: Just as bad as the OP.

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: yosuke188

Originally posted by: Encryptic
A proton walks into a bar looking happy. The bartender asks "How are you?". The proton says "I'm positive."

:thumbsdown: Just as bad as the OP.

Thanks, I'm here for the rest of the afternoon.

 

[spidey07]

electron walks into bar, bartender says "how's the weather?"

electron says "cloudy"


booo....hiss.....boooooo

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: spidey07
electron walks into bar, bartender says "how's the weather?"

electron says "cloudy"


booo....hiss.....boooooo

I'll give you credit for creativity. That's almost funny.

 

[spidey07]

I tried.

 

[DnetMHZ]

wow.....just wow.

 

[AMDZen]

What about quantum mechanics? It should have been "2 electrons appeared in a bar out of thin air"

 

[Leper Messiah]

Originally posted by: leftyman
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a martini. When the bartender hands him the drink, the neutron asks, "How much do I owe you?"







The bartender replies, "For you ... no charge."

This one was actually funny.

 

[OdiN]

Motion seconded.

All in favor? *ATOT raises hands*

All oppose? *WHAM* Motion passed.

BAN!