Two electrons walk into a bar...

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  1. Printer Bandit

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    Find one thread and build a bar around it.

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    The bartender says.."what is this, a EE joke?"
     
  2. Encryptic

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    0/10.

    Motion for ban.

    :p
     
  3. ironcrotch

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    Too damn nerdy, even for this place.
     
  4. MrDudeMan

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    not funny at all
     
  5. spidey07

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    impossible

    electrons aren't attracted to each other and wouldn't be entering the bar together.
    :D
     
  6. leftyman

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    A neutron walks into a bar and orders a martini. When the bartender hands him the drink, the neutron asks, "How much do I owe you?"







    The bartender replies, "For you ... no charge."
     
  7. MrDudeMan

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    lol, now that was funny
     
  8. Encryptic

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    A proton walks into a bar looking happy. The bartender asks "How are you?". The proton says "I'm positive."

    :p
     
  9. yosuke188

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    :thumbsdown: Just as bad as the OP.
     
  10. Encryptic

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    Thanks, I'm here for the rest of the afternoon. :p
     
  11. spidey07

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    electron walks into bar, bartender says "how's the weather?"

    electron says "cloudy"


    booo....hiss.....boooooo
     
  12. Encryptic

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    I'll give you credit for creativity. That's almost funny. :p
     
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    wow.....just wow.
     
  15. AMDZen

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    What about quantum mechanics? It should have been "2 electrons appeared in a bar out of thin air"
     
  16. Leper Messiah

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    This one was actually funny.
     
  17. OdiN

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    Motion seconded.

    All in favor? *ATOT raises hands*

    All oppose? *WHAM* Motion passed.

    BAN!