Two cannibals

[JEDIYoda]

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: ‘Does this taste funny to you?’

 

[Printer Bandit]

 

[Alone]

Dude, seriously, stop.

 

[Fayd]

helium walks into a bar.

the bartender yells at him "we don't serve your type here!"

helium doesn't react.

 

[Locut0s]

JediYoda walks over a landmine. The landmine goes off and horribly disfigures JediYoda, rendering him incapable of using both his hands or his feet for any form of nonverbal communication.

ba dum chh

 

[SillyOReilly]

So this atom walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. He says to the bartender, ‘I think I’ve lost an electron.’ The bartender says, ‘Are you sure?’ The electron says, ‘Yes, I’m positive.’