Two atoms?

[iwearnosox]

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."

 

[dighn]

oooollllldd

 

[iwearnosox]

Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

Anyone?

 

[iwearnosox]

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

 

[MichaelD]

Booooo.

/throws lemons

 

[WannaFly]

0/10 lame

 

[Gurck]

*groan*

 

[Cattlegod]

repost

 

[TitanDiddly]

Ah hahahahaha!

 

[imported_Nail]

How can you get a criminal record working as a chemist?
You can get charged with assault and battery.
(A salt and battery)


What kind of notebook does a dendrochronologist use?
A tree-ring binder.

 

[jjones]

Two tampons walk into a bar and order a bloody mary.

 

[Slacker]

Two blondes walk into a bar............




































you'd think one of them would have seen it.