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Two atoms?

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iwearnosox

Lifer
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..." 😛
 
How can you get a criminal record working as a chemist?
You can get charged with assault and battery.
(A salt and battery)


What kind of notebook does a dendrochronologist use?
A tree-ring binder.
 
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