Twittercide... it happens

[0roo0roo]

..

 

[thecoolnessrune]

I really shouldn't laugh..

 

[irishScott]

Darwin nomination.

 

[Evadman]

What a bath looks like

 

[RESmonkey]

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[RESmonkey]

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[OCGuy]

Too young for puns? ATOT, you decide!

 

[TheVrolok]

Thank God. One less Twitter..er. That shit is wasting my bandwidth.

 

[her209]

What a twit!

 

[TheVrolok]

Originally posted by: her209
What a twit!

I was going to go with "What a Nittwit!" But I thought it was too lame.

 

[natto fire]

I want to feel bad, as I have done some Darwininan things myself. I cannot, however, as I would not expect anyone to grieve my death, were it caused by my own stupidity.

 

[destrekor]

Originally posted by: Captain Howdy
I want to feel bad, as I have done some Darwininan things myself. I cannot, however, as I would not expect anyone to grieve my death, were it caused by my own stupidity.

I guess you must have been cunning enough to evade Darwin while tempting ol' cranky bones.

 

[jpeyton]

Anybody know what her last tweet was?

 

[silverpig]

Originally posted by: Captain Howdy
I want to feel bad, as I have done some Darwininan things myself. I cannot, however, as I would not expect anyone to grieve my death, were it caused by my own stupidity.

I'm putting it on official record here: If I die by my own sheer stupidity in true Darwin award fashion, my funeral is to be a stand-up comedy show presided over by a clown.

 

[natto fire]

Originally posted by: destrekor

Originally posted by: Captain Howdy
I want to feel bad, as I have done some Darwininan things myself. I cannot, however, as I would not expect anyone to grieve my death, were it caused by my own stupidity.

I guess you must have been cunning enough to evade Darwin while tempting ol' cranky bones.

Cunning though I may be, I have no idea what you are talking about.

I was more thinking along the lines of irresponsible stuff in cars, my dad using us as weight for the tractor blade, running chain saws when I was not strong enough to handle them, etc.

I mean, if someone on this forum saw that a 15 year old (around 140 lbs IIRC) killed himself running a chainsaw, would I get much sympathy?

Originally posted by: silverpig
I'm putting it on official record here: If I die by my own sheer stupidity in true Darwin award fashion, my funeral is to be a stand-up comedy show presided over by a clown.

I figure wither way I want to be shred up and thrown on the compost pile, but I think it is actually illegal. Never actually check this, but I would think with religious morals stuffed down our throat you cannot actually get away with using a human corpse as compost, even if said corpse willed it before they died.

 

[Red Squirrel]

That's kind of odd though, I would not think 12-19 volts would be enough to kill someone. Unless she dropped the whole power brick in the bath too LOL.

That must be a horrible site to see for the parents though, imagine that sight. The water probably still bubbling from the electrolysis and her body slightly starting to decompose (probably happens faster in water that's being electrified)

 

[IronWing]

While her hands were a-twittering
Her heart was a-flittering
...

 

[SonnyDaze]

Originally posted by: jpeyton
Anybody know what her last tweet was?

Hey I'm chilling in the tubdjsfnhuencec nhdepndc n newNNJKNMCMKIMIKMNFK MMMM

 

[0roo0roo]

Originally posted by: jpeyton
Anybody know what her last tweet was?

battery running low, one sec while i plug this in...

 

[Modelworks]

Sad.
GFCI for the win !

I suspect she isn't the first person to die from laptop + water

 

[So]

Originally posted by: RedSquirrel
That's kind of odd though, I would not think 12-19 volts would be enough to kill someone. Unless she dropped the whole power brick in the bath too LOL.

That must be a horrible site to see for the parents though, imagine that sight. The water probably still bubbling from the electrolysis and her body slightly starting to decompose (probably happens faster in water that's being electrified)

She was trying to plug it in. I'm guessing we hands + socket = 240V @ 50Hz of death.

 

[Modelworks]

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: RedSquirrel
That's kind of odd though, I would not think 12-19 volts would be enough to kill someone. Unless she dropped the whole power brick in the bath too LOL.

That must be a horrible site to see for the parents though, imagine that sight. The water probably still bubbling from the electrolysis and her body slightly starting to decompose (probably happens faster in water that's being electrified)

She was trying to plug it in. I'm guessing we hands + socket = 240V @ 50Hz of death.

And the bad part is she was in water that contained chemicals and salts from the soaps. Water is a terrible conductor, but toss in some salt and it becomes liquid death.

 

[Colt45]

Shit, they've got laptops in Romania now?

 

[microAmp]

Originally posted by: jpeyton
Anybody know what her last tweet was?

splish splash i was taking a bath

 

[CKent]

Why am I not surprised it was an Apple? :laugh: