Twitter whenever newlyweds have sex

[Leros]

Some guy rigged up the newlywed couple's bed with a pressure sensitive device that automatically twitters when they have sex.

http://twitter.com/newlywedsontjob

 

[sdifox]

hahahaha, now that is using technology for the greater good

 

[Jeff7]

Well I guess all they need now are genital sensors to determine who reached orgasm first, and how many times.

 

[RoloMather]

lol

 

[Zensal]

Wow...

 

[bobdole369]

Has he seen the twat?

 

[olds]

I used to go to this bar/hotel/restaurant. The honeymoon suite was over the bar.
They drilled a hole through the floor under the bed. They attached a string to the box spring on the bed and ran the string through the hole to just below the ceiling in the bar. On the end of the string, they attached a bell.

 

[illusion88]

I used to go to this bar/hotel/restaurant. The honeymoon suite was over the bar.
They drilled a hole through the floor under the bed. They attached a string to the box spring on the bed and ran the string through the hole to just below the ceiling in the bar. On the end of the string, they attached a bell.

Classy joint!

 

[rh71]

"on the job" and that was 9 hours ago.

where's "off the job"?

 

[Jeff7]

Hm, and I can't help but notice that there is a distinct lack of a webcam feed. All it needs then is David Attenborough narrating.

 

[Eli]

Some guy rigged up the newlywed couple's bed with a pressure sensitive device that automatically twitters when they have sex.

http://twitter.com/newlywedsontjob

Bwhahahahaha... Awesome!

 

[l0cke]

If this was an ATOT member it would be either blank or on all the time, but with one person.

 

[Leros]

"on the job" and that was 9 hours ago.

where's "off the job"?

The really big text is the latest tweet.