twins separated at birth got married

mh47g

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Hey when is your birthday? NO WAI!

I'm going to go get a blood test done on my girlfriend and myself. Right now. brb.
 

Ns1

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wow, imagine how many times they shagged before they found out.

 

AmpedSilence

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man, that would mess with your head. I imagine that the marriage was consemated before they found this out?
 

JohnCU

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an episode of house comes true, sort of. same logic applies though, it's not that gross, seeing as how they didn't grow up together, but with the increased risk of birth defect, that's the bad part.
 

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Originally posted by: JohnCU
an episode of house comes true, sort of. same logic applies though, it's not that gross, seeing as how they didn't grow up together, but with the increased risk of birth defect, that's the bad part.

You'd think it would be no big deal, but I bet that it is something that really starts eating away at your sanity after the initial "shock and awe" phase fizzles out.
 

ja1484

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Originally posted by: Nitemare
<Joe Dirt> "You're my sister! You're my sister! You're my sister! ..."


:in tears, pounding the ground with a fist laughter:


Except it's supposed to be

"I'm your sister! I'm your sister! I'm your sister! ..."
 

BoomerD

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"wow...I feel so attracted to you. Why it's like we're soulmates!"


The odds of this have to be astronomical...and since they didn't know each other nor know their blood ties, there's no "EEEW" factor to this...unless they continue to "get together."
 

ja1484

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Originally posted by: BoomerD
"wow...I feel so attracted to you. Why it's like we're soulmates!"


The odds of this have to be astronomical...and since they didn't know each other nor know their blood ties, there's no "EEEW" factor to this...unless they continue to "get together."


Speak for yourself. I definitely consider this to have eeew factor.
 

Epic Fail

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Originally posted by: BoomerD
"wow...I feel so attracted to you. Why it's like we're soulmates!"


The odds of this have to be astronomical...and since they didn't know each other nor know their blood ties, there was no "EEEW" factor to this...unless they continue to "get together."

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