Twinkies are gross. Who eats this stuff?

Shawn

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For some reason my mom decided to buy twinkies. :confused: I finally decided to have one since there was nothing else in the house worth eating. Yuck! I only had one and I feel sick now. How can anyone eat this crap?
 

monk3y

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I eat twinkies once every 2 years or so hehe. But I don't think they're too bad. I really don't remember how they taste but still.
 

EagleKeeper

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Someone ate them enough that when they committed a crime, their defense was blamed on the Twinkie
 
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Originally posted by: iloveme2
For some reason my mom decided to buy twinkies. :confused: I finally decided to have one since there was nothing else in the house worth eating. Yuck! I only had one and I feel sick now. How can anyone eat this crap?

OMG! It's Todd Flanders!!!
 

IndieSnob

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Anything that has the shelf life of 100 years I will NOT put in my body. Other than that though, I eat utter crap :p
 
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Originally posted by: IndieSnob
Anything that has the shelf life of 100 years I will NOT put in my body. Other than that though, I eat utter crap :p

If it's true that you are what you eat, then maybe you do!
 

IndieSnob

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Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
Originally posted by: IndieSnob
Anything that has the shelf life of 100 years I will NOT put in my body. Other than that though, I eat utter crap :p

If it's true that you are what you eat, then maybe you do!


My smartass meter is broken, sorry.
 

BatmanNate

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One of my drunken idiot friends smeared one all over my monitor a few weekends ago and it left residual twinkie film even after several cleanings. :(
 

MichaelD

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I don't do it often....maybe twice a year....but I'll go buy a box of Twinkies or Hostess Cupcakes or Devil Dogs and a quart of milk and eat the entire box. :evil: In one sitting. Usually while surfing ATOT.

Alcohol is sometimes involved. Thankfully, I don't do it often, else my heart would cease to beat. :Q
 

MAME

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Originally posted by: MichaelD
I don't do it often....maybe twice a year....but I'll go buy a box of Twinkies or Hostess Cupcakes or Devil Dogs and a quart of milk and eat the entire box. :evil: In one sitting. Usually while surfing ATOT.

Alcohol is sometimes involved. Thankfully, I don't do it often, else my heart would cease to beat. :Q

are you obese? you sound obese
 

Eli

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Buy one and just leave it on your shelf.

You'll be dead before it rotts.
 

MichaelD

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Originally posted by: MAME
Originally posted by: MichaelD
I don't do it often....maybe twice a year....but I'll go buy a box of Twinkies or Hostess Cupcakes or Devil Dogs and a quart of milk and eat the entire box. :evil: In one sitting. Usually while surfing ATOT.

Alcohol is sometimes involved. Thankfully, I don't do it often, else my heart would cease to beat. :Q

are you obese? you sound obese

Wha? B/C of what I posted, I sound obese? Hmm, so skinny people don't eat? Skinny people don't get insane cravings? :roll:

I am not obese. I'm not skinny either. I'm right where I need to be. 6'1" 200lbs. My weight fluctuates b/t 195 and 205 depending on a whole lot of stuff....mostly the stress level in my life at the time. Also, I am not as young as you guys...my body is a bit more set in it's ways.
 

jjones

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I haven't had a twinkie in probably 30 years. I still have one in the pantry and I think it's still good. :p

I used to love eating those fruit pies, whatever they're called, but haven't had one of those in ages either.