Twice a day showers should be mandatory!!

[Arkitech]

If you only shower once a day that means either you go to sleep at the end of the day covered in sweat, dirt, grime and underarm/genital mustiness or you start your day covered in bacteria, old sweat and body odor. Therefore an intelligent human being with access to running water and soap would bathe no less than twice a day to maintain optimal hygiene. To do anything less would be symptomatic of a barbaric and arrested mental attitude.

 

[Howard]

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[Printer Bandit]

 

[BUTCH1]

Your just anal about it, unless I sweat profusely in the daytime once a day is plenty.

 

[ImpulsE69]

Make sure you check that light switch again too...just in case...

 

[Arkitech]

Your just anal about it, unless I sweat profusely in the daytime once a day is plenty.

I pray for our children when adult males knowingly lay their unwashed and reeking bodies down before applying soap and water to themselves. Calgon and Irish Spring are more than just Jeopardy trivia sir.

 

[RocksteadyDotNet]

No, deodorant should be mandatory.

 

[OverVolt]

I pray for our children when adult males knowingly lay their unwashed and reeking bodies down before applying soap and water to themselves. Calgon and Irish Spring are more than just Jeopardy trivia sir.

I'm pretty sure Irish Spring makes me dirtier.

 

[BoomerD]

I'm fine with that...with one caveat. Arkitech has to pay EVERYONE'S monthly water bill.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

If you only shower once a day that means either you go to sleep at the end of the day covered in sweat, dirt, grime and underarm/genital mustiness or you start your day covered in bacteria, old sweat and body odor. Therefore an intelligent human being with access to running water and soap would bathe no less than twice a day to maintain optimal hygiene. To do anything less would be symptomatic of a barbaric and arrested mental attitude.

Real humans only work white collar jobs and smell of nothing but expensive cologne. Don't hate just because you're poor.

 

[FelixDeCat]

I shower before bed to relax and be clean in the sack. I shower in the morning to wake up and relax and be clean in my clothes.

 

[Colt45]

I am too busy to shower so often.

I shower every 2-3 days.

No deodorant usually.

u mad bro?

 

[rockyct]

I think you're taking cleanliness a little too far here.

 

[tokie]

Bad parody thread is bad.

You should be ashamed for how bad this parody is.

 

[Hugh Jass]

Maybe some folks should stop trying to tell other folks what they need to be doing.

 

[pandemonium]

I take a shower before going to bed, if and only if I'm sweaty and dirty and nasty; which rarely happens since I have a chair job.

Not all situations can be summarized by yours alone. A mile in...

 

[MagickMan]

I am too busy to shower so often.

I shower every 2-3 days.

No deodorant usually.

u mad bro?

Nope, just as long as I don't have to stand next to you. D: