TV Tuner Card With Minimalistic TV Remote Interface

[mindless1]

Hi all. I'm searching for a TV tuner card (must support at least NTSC) that when the app is loaded it is laid out like a picture of a TV remote control, vertically, in that it has individual number buttons, up/down volume and channel... a bit like Slingplayer for Slingbox, not an alien spaceship blob or VCR-like interface that most software seems to have these days.

This is only for live TV viewing, recording or other capabilities are unimportant. Need to run it on WinXP, can be PCI, PCIe, or USB2.

If there is 3rd party software that can do this, that would be ok too.