Turkey tossing...

[Richdog]

I've been meaning to ask this one for a while, my friend told me that a job actually exists where you basically have to toss (masturbate, manipulate, fiddle, whack, pump- choose meaning that suits you) turkeys all day. He swore it was true, and despite how ridiculous and stupid it sounded I experienced a momentary glimmer that it could possibly be true. Is he full of sh*t or does this depraved job actually exist?:disgust:

 

[acidvoodoo]

probably, they tend to Artifcially inseminate turkeys nowadays don't they?

 

[guyver01]

:Q

are you saying you're looking for a job as a turkey whacker?

 

[SherEPunjab]

Originally posted by: Richdog
I've been meaning to ask this one for a while, my friend told me that a job actually exists where you basically have to toss (masturbate) turkeys all day. He swore it was true, and despite how ridiculous and stupid it sounded I experienced a momentary glimmer that it could possibly be true. Is he full of sh*t or does this depraved job actually exist?:disgust:

now THAT should qualify for the worst job EVAR.

 

[XZeroII]

I doubt there is a job where someone just whacks off turkeys all day. There might be a job that involved cutting that part off, but not stroking it.

 

[Warthog912]

Originally posted by: guyver01
:Q

are you saying you're looking for a job as a turkey whacker?

LOL

/me wakes up roomate laughing /me

 

[sharkeeper]

LOL, I thought this was going to be a thread about using trebuchets to throw dead turkeys at aircraft windshields!

THAT, folks is not a bad job! As a matter of fact, it's a (turkey and) gravy job!

Cheers!

 

[Kadarin]

In this Post-Industrial Age, you'd think there'd be a whole science and industry devoted to automated turkey ejaculation, if it were that important...

 

[Richdog]

No I don't want to be a Turkey Tosser, but the thought of it has got me in stitches! LOL! Just wondered if it was true or not. I'm still laughing, imagine standing there all day teasing one out of a turkey!

 

[guyver01]

Originally posted by: Richdog
I'm still laughing, imagine standing there all day teasing one out of a turkey!

if it takes you all day to 'tease' a turkey... you're not doing it right

 

[SociallyChallenged]

Turkey tossing? I thought this was gonna be something about throwing turkeys, not getting them off....Ew. :disgust:

 

[Richdog]

I should have phrased it better, forgot toss means throw in America!

 

[Turkey22]

Actually I saw something like this once on tv. It was pretty hilarious it might have been on the MAn Show or Tom green or something like that, but these people do exist.