Turkey Crashes Through Woman's Windshield!

[Zim Hosein]

RONKONKOMA, N.Y. -- A Long Island woman was critically injured after a 20-pound turkey smashed through the windshield of her moving car, police said.

The incident happened at about 12:40 a.m. Saturday, when the turkey was tossed out the window of an oncoming car on Portion Road in Ronkonkoma, Suffolk County police said.

A passenger in the woman's car took hold of the steering wheel and guided the car to the side of the road, police said. The woman, who is 44 and lives in Lake Ronkonkoma, was taken to Stony Brook University Hospital, where she was listed in critical condition.

Police said a group of teenagers using a stolen credit card bought the turkey at Waldbaum's supermarket on Portion Road earlier that night.

They were being sought for questioning.
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Turkey Crashes Through Woman's Windshield :|

 

[Kalvin00]

:shocked:

 

[shimsham]

punks

 

[Bassyhead]

somebody did something like that around here about a year ago, only with a 75 pound rock. the lady that got hit lived, though had to have a lot of reconstruction.

 

[Bassyhead]

dp

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: Bassyhead
somebody did something like that around here about a year ago, only with a 75 pound rock. the lady that got hit lived, though had to have a lot of reconstruction.

i remember that, you live near rochester?

IIRC the woman and her husband were comming back from their honeymoon

 

[bootymac]

Originally posted by: Bassyhead
somebody did something like that around here about a year ago, only with a 75 pound rock. the lady that got hit lived, though had to have a lot of reconstruction.

:|:|:|:|:|

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Had a flock of real live turkeys fly past my windshield last week. Good thing I wasn't going faster

 

[n0cmonkey]

BAN TURKEYS! Won't someone think of the children?

 

[sharkeeper]

What a waste of a good turkey.

Cheers!

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: WinstonSmith
Had a flock of real live turkeys fly past my windshield last week. Good thing I wasn't going faster

Turkeys can't fly sh!t dip.

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: WinstonSmith
Had a flock of real live turkeys fly past my windshield last week. Good thing I wasn't going faster

Turkeys can't fly sh!t dip.

Tell him

 

[SWScorch]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: WinstonSmith
Had a flock of real live turkeys fly past my windshield last week. Good thing I wasn't going faster

Turkeys can't fly sh!t dip.

And tell that to the turkey that ran into my car as I was driving down the road. Yes, a real life turkey flew right into my windshield last year. Didn't do any damage and I think he lived, but he sure was flying before and after he hit me!

And those kids should be fed to lions, alive.

 

[Gurck]

This 'no cruel and unusual punishment' thing has gotta go. People like those kids should be tortured.

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: Gurck
This 'no cruel and unusual punishment' thing has gotta go. People like those kids should be tortured.

As Emperor of ATOT, I appoint you to the position as official torturer of morons. Please make stupidity painful.

 

[Shawn]

WTF!

 

[gxshockwav]

what a waste of a turkey....and yes, turkeys can actually fly

 

[Ulfwald]

I suddenly remember TURKEYS AWAY, the episode from WKRP in Cincinati.

 

[SP33Demon]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: WinstonSmith
Had a flock of real live turkeys fly past my windshield last week. Good thing I wasn't going faster

Turkeys can't fly sh!t dip.

Yes they can face fck. lol

 

[djheater]

Hey, anybody remember that WKRP episode where Les Nessman dropped the turkeys out of the helicopter?

 

[Chompman]

Originally posted by: sharkeeper
What a waste of a good turkey.

Cheers!

:thumbsup:

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Originally posted by: djheater
Hey, anybody remember that WKRP episode where Les Nessman dropped the turkeys out of the helicopter?

Oh the humanity!

That was great!

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: WinstonSmith

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: WinstonSmith
Had a flock of real live turkeys fly past my windshield last week. Good thing I wasn't going faster

Turkeys can't fly sh!t dip.

Tell him

Okay, I stand corrected. Turkeys can fly for short distances. :roll:

 

[Ulfwald]

Originally posted by: djheater
Hey, anybody remember that WKRP episode where Les Nessman dropped the turkeys out of the helicopter?

Check out my post about 2 posts above yours.

It was called TURKEYS AWAY!!!

ANd it was not Les Ness man who did it. He was the remote reporter reporting on it. Johny Fever and Venus Flytrap were the 2 DJs who tossed the turkeys out of the helicopter.

After it was over, they showed back up to the office covered in turkey feathers, looking like they had been through hell, and all Johnny could say was " We thought turkeys could fly, they are birds after all."

 

[Bassyhead]

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: Bassyhead
somebody did something like that around here about a year ago, only with a 75 pound rock. the lady that got hit lived, though had to have a lot of reconstruction.

i remember that, you live near rochester?

IIRC the woman and her husband were comming back from their honeymoon

yeah. here's an article I found off of google: http://www.freelancestar.com/N...22003/12242003/1208377