- Jul 11, 2000
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There is a turd burglar on the loose in my office this morning. I narrowly escaped his attack. Suspect was last seen fleeing an office bathroom in Central Connecticut. The suspect is described as a middle aged Caucasian male , average weight & average height.
Be alert at all times and make sure you use only stalls with lockable doors. Be prepared to respond to any attempts of a forcible entry.
What a way to start the week :\
Be alert at all times and make sure you use only stalls with lockable doors. Be prepared to respond to any attempts of a forcible entry.
What a way to start the week :\
